Monster Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 So, she goes to a hen night. There are penis shaped whistles on the table, they have a naked butler they all get selfies with and presumably they've dirty danced all over the shop. I shag ONE FILTHY PROSTITUTE, and somehow 'our marriage is in trouble'. Fucking sick of women and their double standards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 So, she goes to a hen night. There are penis shaped whistles on the table, they have a naked butler they all get selfies with and presumably they've dirty danced all over the shop. I shag ONE FILTHY PROSTITUTE, and somehow 'our marriage is in trouble'. Fucking sick of women and their double standards. You shagged what 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 To put it bluntly, you're wrong. Dad's army is quality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 So, she goes to a hen night. There are penis shaped whistles on the table, they have a naked butler they all get selfies with and presumably they've dirty danced all over the shop. I shag ONE FILTHY PROSTITUTE, and somehow 'our marriage is in trouble'. Fucking sick of women and their double standards. You shagged what Oh dear... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 (edited) Allo Allo is fucking class! Please include this in your MINORITY of old comedies. I actually liked Allo Allo when I was a kid. The French cafe owner was a highlight. That was circa 20 ago mind and I haven't seen it since. Edited July 27, 2014 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Without getting into the zillion other exceptions which could be made, the point still stands that a weather presenter's 'news' is simply their own (needlessly depressing) opinion which they're pushing onto the nation and that's the pttgoyn. Additionally, that's hardly going to help the numerous clinically depressed folk which could do without the nonsense of being told to brace themselves for a "miserable week ahead". I'd imagine this is a strong underlying point in DA's initial post. I actually can't believe people are complaining about bias weather reports. f**k the BBC and their discrimination against precipitation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Giles Brandreth. His smug f*cking coupon, his ridiculous 'bools-in-the-mooth' accent, his jumpers.............just everything about him. I'd like to inject the fecker with Ebola virus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Audis. Used to be they were quite rare, now they're fucking everywhere and mainly (it seems) driven by utter knobs. Do they give exceptional HP deals or something? Must be close to being one of the most common brands on the road now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 I shag ONE FILTHY PROSTITUTE, and somehow 'our marriage is in trouble'. I was expecting thus to be a Carlos the Sheepshagger type joke: "I worked in the shipyards for 40 years. Do they call me Carlos the Ship Builder? Do they f***. I shag one sheep..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 I was expecting thus to be a Carlos the Sheepshagger type joke: "I worked in the shipyards for 40 years. Do they call me Carlos the Ship Builder? Do they f***. I shag one sheep..." Exactly! I'm glad someone got it, it makes me seem somehow slightly less odd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 So, she goes to a hen night. There are penis shaped whistles on the table, they have a naked butler they all get selfies with and presumably they've dirty danced all over the shop. I shag ONE FILTHY PROSTITUTE, and somehow 'our marriage is in trouble'. Fucking sick of women and their double standards. If it makes you feel better, I quite enjoyed it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 If it makes you feel better, I quite enjoyed it. Mmmmmm.......*choke*........mmmmm........*choke*...........UUURRGGHHH. As long as I avoid a Michael Hutchence, it feels goooooood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Giles Brandreth. His smug f*cking coupon, his ridiculous 'bools-in-the-mooth' accent, his jumpers.............just everything about him. I'd like to inject the fecker with Ebola virus. Numberwank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Met Brandreth once. He was surprisingly ok for a smug Tory wankstain. I bumped into Jeffrey Archer once, and he was surprisingly pleasant. It was just coming up to 12 on Hogmanay, I was rat arsed walking near the river in London, and climbed over a fence to get closer so I could see the fireworks. Ended up in a garden party behind some Bishop's house, and helped myself to the buffet. Jeff, as I call him, came up after I grabbed a bottle to share with friends on the other side of the fence, and soothingly escorted me out. No probs about keeping the Chataux Neuf du Pap 1963 or whatever. Top boi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 F^cking coverage of the Commonwealth Games on Aussie tv. They show more f^cking ad breaks than actual sporting action. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I bumped into Jeffrey Archer once, and he was surprisingly pleasant. It was just coming up to 12 on Hogmanay, I was rat arsed walking near the river in London, and climbed over a fence to get closer so I could see the fireworks. Ended up in a garden party behind some Bishop's house, and helped myself to the buffet. Jeff, as I call him, came up after I grabbed a bottle to share with friends on the other side of the fence, and soothingly escorted me out. No probs about keeping the Chataux Neuf du Pap 1963 or whatever. Top boi. Seeing as you're up on all things Jeffrey, here's a wee crossword clue that was set by Guardian setter Araucaria back in the day :- Poetic scene has, surprisingly, chaste Lord Archer vegetating (3, 3, 8, 12) Can you solve it ? No Googling now............. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoapMactavish Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 The little Hitler's Scotrail have employed at Mount Florida station. Shouting at me for walking about a metre from the edge of the platform and telling me not to walk there How does naw grab you hen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 MIND THE F*CKIN' GAP ! ! ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Folk at the self service checkouts that have conveyors who empty their basket onto the conveyor first before scanning !!! What the actual f'ck is that all about IT TAKES TWICE AS LONG YA FUCKING BELLENDS !!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Audis. Used to be they were quite rare, now they're fucking everywhere and mainly (it seems) driven by utter knobs. Do they give exceptional HP deals or something? Must be close to being one of the most common brands on the road now. It's the car of choice for exec w**k types. LOOK AT ME I'VE GOT AN IMPORTANT JOB ......who drives like an inconsiderate w**k. Used to be BMW's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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