Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 Just now, Blootoon87 said: Staying in a hostel in Edinburgh, me and my pal are in the "Will and Kate" room. Disgusting. Sent from my G3121 using Pie and Bovril mobile app Congratulations! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 6 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Over elaborate start menus on DVD / Blu-ray. F*** animations, just play the f***ing film. See Disney Fast Play which takes about 10 times longer than normal play. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 Middle aged woman. FTFY. Enough about toast, a very serious train situation is impacting my life, what are you going to do about it? My suggestion would be to rip off the receipt and chuck it in the bin which will just leave you with your tickets. Who the hell keeps the receipt? [emoji38] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 It's been raining all week but my daughter's football game is still on tomorrow morning. No lie in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 37 minutes ago, ali_91 said: Enough about toast, a very serious train situation is impacting my life, what are you going to do about it? up yours, my toast is 1/3 bread. priorities 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 1 hour ago, coprolite said: bread that is marketed as "toastie" and is supposedly "ideal for toasting" but requires you to have a toaster that is 10 inches deep to actually toast a complete slice. Warburtons toastie being the obvious example. The one that comes in the poly bag fits easily, while the one that comes wrapped in the shiny paper doesn't 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 Luckily I’m safely on the #perthandkinrossshire side of the border, but got to drive to Lochgelly to get the train. But yeah, would imagine that’s why those backward morons are printing out tickets the wrong way round. Fifers man. Reported for Racism. Or Fifeism. Or something.Either way, I want you to go away and have a long hard think about what you’ve written. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 All these peasants with their tiny toasters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 On a work course just now so need to keep them for expenses. Terrible idea, thanks for nothing. Well tear the receipt off and put it in your wallet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 2 hours ago, Blootoon87 said: Staying in a hostel in Edinburgh, me and my pal are in the "Will and Kate" room. Disgusting. Ask them if Will and Kate stayed in it. If not report them under the Trades Descriptions Act. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red23 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 (edited) 21 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: I may have mentioned this before, but people parking in disabled bays without producing a disabled pass really annoy me. I was waiting in the car yesterday for my wife and daughter to come out of Tesco - she only went in for a carton of milk, but that's another story - and there were half a dozen who parked without displaying a badge. Some of them looked disabled, but even so, no badge, no park is my philosophy. I sometimes take our daughter to the pictures, and if she hasn't got her badge with her, we don't park in the disabled bays. There is a girl at my work who is currently faking serious illnesses to get a disabled parking space as there is limited spaces at my work. There is no length she won't go to to claim to be disabled and its people like her that make me lose faith. As soon as her pay stops shes back to work again for the minimum time before going off long term sick again. She's never been diagnosed with anything or given any tablets yet comes in stocked with holland and barett supplements that she says she'd die without. Edited June 9, 2018 by red23 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 Na, sorry mate, some of my best friends are fifers.* *might not be true. I don't see any issue if I'm being honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 Nicholas Witchell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 Mary from Gogglebox crying as she watched it was the point I realised how much I wanted to boot f**k out my tele at the type of c***s who enjoy that drivel 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 I’ve been out the back enjoying the sun all afternoon but it seems to have cloudy over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 4 hours ago, Tynieness said: Lovely lunch on verge of being ruined by a table of slavering, deaf, old c***s. Nobody cares about the Royal wedding you loud old bores. Contemplating taking my empty pint glass and cracking it over their heads. There really should be a separate area in restaurants for old folk. I’m ‘old’ and despise the royal family. Take your ageist bullshit elsewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: I’m ‘old’ and despise the royal family. Take your ageist bullshit elsewhere. That's the target audience 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 winds me up something FIERCE if i inadvertently stumble across some online SHITE like newspaper websites where select WORDS in the HEADLINES are written in CAPITAL LETTERS to emphasise their perceived importance to the FUCKING IGNORANT SCUM who "read" them; i imagine it's because it makes the words more pictorial and therefore easier for the CUNTISH DULLARDS to understand what's going on, rather than actually having to read things properly... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 28 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: winds me up something FIERCE if i inadvertently stumble across some online SHITE like newspaper websites where select WORDS in the HEADLINES are written in CAPITAL LETTERS to emphasise their perceived importance to the FUCKING IGNORANT SCUM who "read" them; i imagine it's because it makes the words more pictorial and therefore easier for the CUNTISH DULLARDS to understand what's going on, rather than actually having to read things properly... Don't LOOK at the FUCKING daily EXPRESS then! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 8 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Don't LOOK at the FUCKING daily EXPRESS then! exactly that - what the FUCKING HELL is the matter with those MORONS ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.