ah-dee Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 Prawn cocktail flavour. Only £1.24 a tube.bargain. im a ready salted man myself but do like an assortment. seen these abominations yet? how can there ever have been a demand for them?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 a talentless p***k at that with a smug, punchable face. dont think id get tired punching that faceThank Christ I’m not the only one who thinks this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 Thank Christ I’m not the only one who thinks this for about a month back i took my cd wallet out the car to swap the discs for something new. the only cd in the car was her george fucking ezra album. i listened to the radio. she asks for tickets to see him for her Christmas. i told her id rather catch aids from a goat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 a goatWid 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 Just arrived in Edinburgh and saw a group of people standing outside the station. It looks as there's a few families of Well fans through early, I thought. Naw, f'ing Harry Potter tour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rider Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 53 minutes ago, ah-dee said: for about a month back i took my cd wallet out the car to swap the discs for something new. the only cd in the car was her george fucking ezra album. i listened to the radio. she asks for tickets to see him for her Christmas. i told her id rather catch aids from a goat I think goat aids is good aids so you’ll be alright. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 bargain. im a ready salted man myself but do like an assortment. seen these abominations yet? how can there ever have been a demand for them??Middle aged women will buy anything that mentions gin or prosecco. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 36 minutes ago, Big Rider said: I think goat aids is good aids so you’ll be alright. Greatest Of All Time aids. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 Having to go into the shop Tiger... It's so nauseating. The cheery Christmas music, the fucking heat of the place, the utter hipster looking c***s (except me) in here, some of them dancing to the shit music, the horrible looking products and the general disturbing feeling of the place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 Having to go into the shop Tiger... It's so nauseating. The cheery Christmas music, the fucking heat of the place, the utter hipster looking c***s (except me) in here, some of them dancing to the shit music, the horrible looking products and the general disturbing feeling of the place. It really is a accurate depiction of Danish life.It's called Tiger (the g is silent in Danish) because tier is Danish slang for 10kr. 10kr~£1. Tiger is the Danish Poundland. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 It really is a accurate depiction of Danish life.It's called Tiger (the g is silent in Danish) because tier is Danish slang for 10kr. 10kr~£1. Tiger is the Danish Poundland.Offftt. Mind blown! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 got home today and it looks like santas shot his load all over the house. hate Christmas decorations 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 33 minutes ago, Snafu said: Christmas shopping - when people who stop to talk/look in their bags/gawk at the top and bottom of escalators. People who are walking in front of you and suddenly turn around without looking straight into your path. People who walk at you expecting you to jump out of their way. People who walk out onto the road when they want and where they want without regard for their own safety nor road users. Cyclists traveling at speed in pedestrian areas zig zaging in and around people regardless that there are small children running around. Its like certain people have never been in a city center before and don't know how to behave nor understand pavement ettiquete First Saturday of December - National Shite Day You missed one. Had a guy walking his dog in front of me. Dog is at one side of the pavement, he's at the other with headphones in. The leash is stretched across the whole pavement. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Snafu said: First Saturday of December - National Shite Day So what do you call today? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 People who call a lead a leash. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Christmas shopping - when people who stop to talk/look in their bags/gawk at the top and bottom of escalators. People who are walking in front of you and suddenly turn around without looking straight into your path. People who walk at you expecting you to jump out of their way. People who walk out onto the road when they want and where they want without regard for their own safety nor road users. Cyclists traveling at speed in pedestrian areas zig zaging in and around people regardless that there are small children running around. Its like certain people have never been in a city center before and don't know how to behave nor understand pavement ettiquete First Saturday of December - National Shite Dayyou are forgetting something mate. people are shit. just selfish and shit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 After last nights session in Manchester I have ended up with a broken rib. A tad annoying.How was the hospitality? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 After last nights session in Manchester I have ended up with a broken rib. A tad annoying.Well [mention] ++Ammo - Airdrie++[/mention] has managed to dislocate his knee whilst on the piss so you’re quite the pair of silly c**ts! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 37 minutes ago, Tynierose said: After last nights session in Manchester I have ended up with a broken rib. A tad annoying. You'll find it a tad annoying for 3 months at least. Merry Christmas! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 There's a wasp in my office. A fucking wasp*. (not a Rangers* supporter) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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