GordonD Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 "That Arsenal goalkeeper - what nationality is he?" "He's Czech, mate!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 5 hours ago, ICTChris said: Calling people "mate". In my work people call each other "mate" all the time and it's kind of passive aggressive and annoying. You get two sided conversations where they call each other "mate" every time and it's obvious that they are both raging. Mate mate mate mate mate. Earlier on today I watched old footage of police interviewing Martyn Bryant, the guy who carried out the mass shooting in Tasmania in 1996, and they were constantly referring to him as "mate". Quite a strange choice of person to befriend I thought, although in his defence he does strike you as a really nice guy, always laughing and joking - even his lawyer said he hated himself for not being able to dislike him. I believe he may have had a few issues underneath the smiley exterior though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 34 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: People are doing it right now in the my work's chat page. "Mate, why haven't you let people know about that?" "Well, mate, there's not been any updates on that since the last update so I thought I'd wait until later to send something out" "To be honest, mate, we need more regular updates mate" "Mate, I've got a call at 3, mate, and I'll send, mate, an email after, mate, then. Mate" Both clearly raging at each other and yet try to deflect this by saying "mate". Personally I use the term "comrade" or "brother" when addressing my colleagues. ^^^ doesn't share his crisps type post , mate Even worse, he hates crisps, mate. Anyway, an employee in a large supermarket not far from my house called me “mate” last week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 37 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Earlier on today I watched old footage of police interviewing Martyn Bryant, the guy who carried out the mass shooting in Tasmania in 1996, and they were constantly referring to him as "mate". Quite a strange choice of person to befriend I thought, although in his defence he does strike you as a really nice guy, always laughing and joking - even his lawyer said he hated himself for not being able to dislike him. I believe he may have had a few issues underneath the smiley exterior though. Ah the old good cop good cop routine... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 A work colleague of mine used to call me "mate" when the boss was around. When the boss wasn't around the term used was "cnut". But I gave as good as I got. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 4 hours ago, ali_91 said: I’d like to apologise for this post @MixuFixit, I still think your post was a little shit, but this reaction was born out of a hangover. Let’s move on and get past this. I’m stepping away from this forum for a while. OK I’m back. 29 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Don't sweat it brother. Pish like this on P&B. We demand meltdowns, dotting wars and requirements for mothers as chaperones, not this unseemly apologising and forgiving. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Cheery public transport announcers. If it’s not some fucking jumped up co-pilot regaling is with the fact we’ll be flying over the centre of universe and his home town of Manchester, it’s some bint at Earl’s Court station wishing everyone a pleasant evening, a lovely dinner and to make sure they have a good breakfast before seeing them again tomorrow morning. Its no wonder terrorists target planes and trains. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 16 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Cheery public transport announcers. If it’s not some fucking jumped up co-pilot regaling is with the fact we’ll be flying over the centre of universe and his home town of Manchester, it’s some bint at Earl’s Court station wishing everyone a pleasant evening, a lovely dinner and to make sure they have a good breakfast before seeing them again tomorrow morning. Its no wonder terrorists target planes and trains. There’s a hotel I stay in sometimes and the lift voice is this grating kid going “first floooor”. “Secoooond floooor”. I always tell it to f**k off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 7 hours ago, ICTChris said: Calling people "mate". In my work people call each other "mate" all the time and it's kind of passive aggressive and annoying. You get two sided conversations where they call each other "mate" every time and it's obvious that they are both raging. Mate mate mate mate mate. Have you considered calling people mnine? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 21 minutes ago, ali_91 said: f**k up you tangerine c**t. Ruel Street. Get your maw to drive the tractor 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 7 hours ago, eddiemunster said: If you've ever worked in a kitchen, calling someone "my friend" means they are a w****r. Not just in kitchens my friend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: There’s a hotel I stay in sometimes and the lift voice is this grating kid going “first floooor”. “Secoooond floooor”. I always tell it to f**k off. I recently phoned a local shop to check what time they closed. I'd missed them for the day so it rolled over to an answering machine which wasn't a problem except...the recording was the voice of a little kid telling me to call back in the moooooorning. Nah, you're alright. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: There’s a hotel I stay in sometimes and the lift voice is this grating kid going “first floooor”. “Secoooond floooor”. I always tell it to f**k off. Good. I told the wifie at Earls Court to f**k up but I doubt she heard me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 1 hour ago, coprolite said: Not just in kitchens my friend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 People who want to have a conversation with you when your trying to eat your lunch. f**k off! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 People who want to have a conversation with you when your trying to eat your lunch. f**k off!^^^ An absolute joy to be around. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 1 hour ago, philpy said: People who want to have a conversation with you when your trying to eat your lunch. f**k off! shouldn't that read "mmmfphuckph oph"? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Boy at work just turned Brewdog into a verb. "Going brewdogging" says he. Get yerself into the fucking Atlantic. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 4 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Boy at work just turned Brewdog into a verb. "Going brewdogging" says he. Get yerself into the fucking Atlantic. He could go Atlanticing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 He could go Atlanticing.He really should. Otherwise known as "drowning" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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