Jacksgranda Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 On 12/02/2020 at 13:10, Margaret Thatcher said: Our fancy tartan duvet covers and matching pillow cases have additional buttons just for decoration. That's exactly what I want when falling asleep, a hard object poking me in the face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 On 12/02/2020 at 15:23, 19QOS19 said: On 12/02/2020 at 15:18, 19QOS19 said: That's fair logic tbf. I bet that's not why she does it though. She'll do it because she's fucking mental. I'll ask and report my findings. As expected, she's just a fucking crackpot. In her defence, she is married to you... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 These are worse than McCoy's for stabbing you whilst you try to eat them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 14 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: In her defence, she is married to you... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 (edited) 7 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Hes absolutely won the internet with that post. Anyway, as a newbie to the world of trying different beers, trying to find anything on the shelf that isnt a fucking IPA was yesterdays one for me. Absolutely no need for it. Also, it must be frustrating for you being limited to the bottles on the lowest couple of shelves only. Edited February 16, 2020 by Shandon Par 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 American cop shows where the criminal and then the cop jump off one flat roof down to another flat roof. 20 foot leap with a 20 foot drop apparently isn't a problem for these guys. In reality though it's at least one broken legs and a load of swear words. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 8 minutes ago, Deanburn Dave said: American cop shows where the criminal and then the cop jump off one flat roof down to another flat roof. 20 foot leap with a 20 foot drop apparently isn't a problem for these guys. In reality though it's at least one broken legs and a load of swear words. Avoid the two footed straight-legged landing and you should be okay in this scenario. It's all about the landing. Trying to avoid closing your eyes on take off as well. Hope this helps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Also, it must be frustrating for you being limited to the bottles on the lowest couple of shelves only. Mrs Par gives me a punty up usually. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 7 hours ago, Dele said: Are they really slip-ons or is there a zip on the other side? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 Todays PTTGOYN.... Mrs Bs pathological need to one up things. Only specific things mind, chief among which being when I have had the kids all day and am a bit crabbit because they have been a pair or wee shites, and she feels the need to give it "aye they can be hard work" in a tone as if I dont already know that, or "welcome to my world" as some sort of dig at the time I spent working away. Absolutely loves playing the martyr when it come to the Bairnardinãs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 21 minutes ago, GordonD said: Are they really slip-ons or is there a zip on the other side? They've been around for years, too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 31 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Todays PTTGOYN.... Mrs Bs pathological need to one up things. Only specific things mind, chief among which being when I have had the kids all day and am a bit crabbit because they have been a pair or wee shites, and she feels the need to give it "aye they can be hard work" in a tone as if I dont already know that, or "welcome to my world" as some sort of dig at the time I spent working away. Absolutely loves playing the martyr when it come to the Bairnardinãs Well, if they take after you... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 My PTTGOYN is flat hunting. Been looking at renting somewhere and it’s a bloody pain in the arse. Agents are the first annoyance. Some have been ok, but some are like “we have one viewing, Monday at 11am”. Nothing that can reasonably be taken as lunch-time or after work, no opportunity to arrange anything else. I assume they want me to be employed to afford the fucking rent after all. Secondly, despite looking at some fairly large-priced flats in the centre of town, some of the flats are absolute shit-holes. They post photos of flats that look clean and nice, you get there and the walls are dirty and damp, one had a filthy kitchen and the oven was covered in grease - surely they would think about cleaning the place before showing folk around? Bollocks to all of them. c***s. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Mrs Par gives me a punty up usually. Lucky you. Usually I just get a finger. Edited February 16, 2020 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 2 hours ago, Jambomo said: My PTTGOYN is flat hunting. Been looking at renting somewhere and it’s a bloody pain in the arse. Agents are the first annoyance. Some have been ok, but some are like “we have one viewing, Monday at 11am”. Nothing that can reasonably be taken as lunch-time or after work, no opportunity to arrange anything else. I assume they want me to be employed to afford the fucking rent after all. Secondly, despite looking at some fairly large-priced flats in the centre of town, some of the flats are absolute shit-holes. They post photos of flats that look clean and nice, you get there and the walls are dirty and damp, one had a filthy kitchen and the oven was covered in grease - surely they would think about cleaning the place before showing folk around? Bollocks to all of them. c***s. Tbf I am tangentially involved in the industry and I could quite easily spend my working week doing viewings to accommodate all sorts of tyre kickers who will walk in the front door and instantly say wrong address/too small/too expensive/too greasy a cooker. Sum total of which earns me/my work naff all. Guess where my motivation goes? And as always it is the minority that have spoiled it for the whole. I’d say do your homework in your free time, narrow it down to a very short list and aim to kill it in a (half/) day off work. it’s the landlord that owns and should clean the flat. The agent can only deal with the product they’ve been delivered. if you demand recompense on the way in for what looks like a shit tip any decent agent will most likely accommodate that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Mrs Par gives me a punty up usually. Everyday must be like living on the set of land of the giants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 Go on then @Grahame , offer us you opinion? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 People reserving tables in pubs. Prime Tory behaviour. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 3 hours ago, Dele said: They've been around for years, too. Fair enough. Though I still don't understand the reference to "sliding into DMs" in the OP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 12 hours ago, Dele said: Isn't that similar to Georgia Toffilo in that it's just a Chelsea boot? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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