pozbaird Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 (edited) 30 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I've got a raging toothache. I seem to remember chewing gum helped last time, so I picked up a pack of Starburst gum, which I'd no idea existed before. Wish I still didn't. Tastes nothing like Opal Fruits, and only lasts about a minute. The disappointment is worse than the pain. Until you get a chance to get to the dentist, hope aspirin gets you through the night! Edited January 3, 2020 by pozbaird 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 37 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I've got a raging toothache. If you've got any garlic, mush it into a paste and then rub it on the area that's hurting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dele said: If you've got any garlic, mush it into a paste and then rub it on the area that's hurting. Slosh warm salty water around your mouth too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Garlic... salty water... I usually find a good dose of single malt helps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Nurofen + Codeine worked for me although I doubt you'll be able to get hold of it tonight now as I think its pharmacy only and you need to ask for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountyFan Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Am I the only person on the planet who has absolutely no interest whatsoever in 'true crime'? The proliferation of it in the last 5 years, podcasts, documentaries etc etc has been incredible and I haven't watched or listened to a single bit. Thinking this might be a classic case of me being right and literally everyone else being wrong. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Just now, CountyFan said: Am I the only person on the planet who has absolutely no interest whatsoever in 'true crime'? The proliferation of it in the last 5 years, podcasts, documentaries etc etc has been incredible and I haven't watched or listened to a single bit. Thinking this might be a classic case of me being right and literally everyone else being wrong. Any crime tbf. Fucking telly channels full of it. The wife is obsessed with it. Maybe she’s getting some murder tips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Any crime tbf. Fucking telly channels full of it. The wife is obsessed with it. Maybe she’s getting some murder tips. Hopefully. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Maybe she’s getting some murder tips.Fentanyl-laced mushrooms should easily achieve her goal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: murder tips. Is that what she calls the knives in your house? If so, nice knowing you. Have you put your tune up on the Funeral music thread for info? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 8 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Is that what she calls the knives in your house? If so, nice knowing you. Have you put your tune up on the Funeral music thread for info? She’s always said she’s an admirer of the Tales of the Unexpected episode when the wifie batters her husband to death with a frozen leg of lamb then eats the murder weapon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: She’s always said she’s an admirer of the Tales of the Unexpected episode when the wifie batters her husband to death with a frozen leg of lamb then eats the murder weapon. She is switched on! There is no way you can out run a frozen leg of lamb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 18 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Is that what she calls the knives in your house? If so, nice knowing you. Have you put your tune up on the Funeral music thread for info? Russ Abbott, Atmosphere. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 9 minutes ago, johnnydun said: She is switched on! There is no way you can out run a frozen leg of lamb. I’ve checked the freezer and the nearest we’ve got is a Tupperware tub of homemade lentil soup. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 6 hours ago, Stellaboz said: If people get upset at a shop closing, they should have supported it better or find an alternative ffs. I'll add, shop owners who think they have some divine right to thrive. Just recently, we had a guy open a smoke shop near here. No, not that kind of smoking...the traditional stuff - tobacco, cigarettes and the like. It seemed an odd business move to me, given how few people smoke these days and those that do, mostly get their fix from the petrol stations, Walmart or other discount cigarette outlets that seem to be everywhere. Not only that, but he was in a fairly out of the way location with little passing traffic. I went in with a smoker mate a month or so ago. The guy had a right-wing hate radio show playing, anti-Obama and pro-Trump posters on the wall and a hand-written sign stating "Me no hablo Mexicano" on the counter. Remember the army-surplus guy from the Michael Douglas film "Falling Down"? Yeah, him. I noticed he had a display case of Zippo lighters so I took a look. The design of every one was of the theme "Yeah 'Murica!" and were about 100% more expensive than you can buy them pretty much anywhere else. My mate said his cigarettes were equally stupidly priced. Almost as if the guy was buying them at retail and trying to add his own markup. We didn't linger. Anyway, his business lasted about 4 months, which is about 4 months longer than I would've expected. He's currently all over social media ranting "So much for the community spirit", "Whatever happened to supporting local businesses?" and "It's time all you liberals went back to the city!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 IIRC the woman didn't even get that far, I'm fairly sure he ran out the door when she carried in the galvanised bucket full of blood.Pretty sure he also had a raging hangover IIRC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 4 minutes ago, Shotgun said: I'll add, shop owners who think they have some divine right to thrive. Just recently, we had a guy open a smoke shop near here. No, not that kind of smoking...the traditional stuff - tobacco, cigarettes and the like. It seemed an odd business move to me, given how few people smoke these days and those that do, mostly get their fix from the petrol stations, Walmart or other discount cigarette outlets that seem to be everywhere. Not only that, but he was in a fairly out of the way location with little passing traffic. I went in with a smoker mate a month or so ago. The guy had a right-wing hate radio show playing, anti-Obama and pro-Trump posters on the wall and a hand-written sign stating "Me no hablo Mexicano" on the counter. Remember the army-surplus guy from the Michael Douglas film "Falling Down"? Yeah, him. I noticed he had a display case of Zippo lighters so I took a look. The design of every one was of the theme "Yeah 'Murica!" and were about 100% more expensive than you can buy them pretty much anywhere else. My mate said his cigarettes were equally stupidly priced. Almost as if the guy was buying them at retail and trying to add his own markup. We didn't linger. Anyway, his business lasted about 4 months, which is about 4 months longer than I would've expected. He's currently all over social media ranting "So much for the community spirit", "Whatever happened to supporting local businesses?" and "It's time all you liberals went back to the city!" From reading the story and your obvious dislike for this fella shouldn't this be in the reasons to be cheerful thread? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Gaz FFC said: From reading the story and your obvious dislike for this fella shouldn't this be in the reasons to be cheerful thread? Probably but it was a partner to @Stellaboz 's comment on this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Just now, Shotgun said: Probably but it was a partner to @Stellaboz 's comment on this thread. Fair play 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Am I the only person on the planet who has absolutely no interest whatsoever in 'true crime'? The proliferation of it in the last 5 years, podcasts, documentaries etc etc has been incredible and I haven't watched or listened to a single bit. Thinking this might be a classic case of me being right and literally everyone else being wrong. Snorkmaiden is currently bemoaning the fact that she has run out of serial killer stories to watch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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