Dons_1988 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 We really are. Went to get milk for the wee one yesterday and it was like the end of days. I'm also in the c**t category as my thoughts by the time I left the shop was "I hope it kills a few of those fuckers off". I was at the supermarket today and felt similar. Had a weird pleasure that humanity was falling in on itself. Felt like a just comeuppance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 On 14/03/2020 at 10:53, johnnydun said: Council are chopping down trees in some green space behind my house, this was a petty thing that got on my nerves as I preferred them there. They are cutting down the largest of the trees when, according to them, a "gust of wind caught it" and wiped out both my sheds and my fence! FFS. Compo claim incoming! Get onto to Messrs Sue, Grabbit and Runne, tout-de-suite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 19 hours ago, Blootoon87 said: I'm at a fundraiser for a local football team. I just got asked if my son plays for them. I'm 32. Is it a junior team? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Hung the first load of washing out in 2020 and it started raining despite the weather apps saying there would be no rain today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 2 hours ago, throbber said: Hung the first load of washing out in 2020 and it started raining despite the weather apps saying there would be no rain today I also put my washing out and it began to rain. So it was all your fault was it, you rain god b*****d you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 5 hours ago, throbber said: Hung the first load of washing out in 2020 and it started raining despite the weather apps saying there would be no rain today You've gone two and a half months without doing a wash? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Every time someone mentions the name Matt Hancock, a voice in my head says Hat Mancock.My headvoice prefers ‘Matt Cockhand’.Let’s not get carried away, thank fûck the Coronavirus never appeared when this cünt was around.....https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/nov/11/northern-ireland-edwin-poots-creationist-anti-gay?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 The term 'throwback'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 The term 'throwback'.Usually used by arsehole radio DJs to describe a song more than 4 months old 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 12 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 4 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: The term 'throwback'. Usually used by arsehole radio DJs to describe a song more than 4 months old Exactly this. And the arsehole DJ will just have a single name (e.g. Greggsy) as if he's your best pal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Exactly this. And the arsehole DJ will just have a single name (e.g. Greggsy) as if he's your best pal.Central FM do this genre properly with the retro recall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Most of my team at work is working from home today (I'm not as my work from home software isn't working, PTTGEOYN in it's own right) My boss has set up a group WhatsApp chat in case for emergencies. She added everyone and sent a message saying it's the boss here, please feel free to contact me on here if you need anything. Of course every female in the team had to reply "OK" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 23 minutes ago, Torpar said: Most of my team at work is working from home today (I'm not as my work from home software isn't working, PTTGEOYN in it's own right) My boss has set up a group WhatsApp chat in case for emergencies. She added everyone and sent a message saying it's the boss here, please feel free to contact me on here if you need anything. Of course every female in the team had to reply "OK" I hear you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 2 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Exactly this. And the arsehole DJ will just have a single name (e.g. Greggsy) as if he's your best pal. There's one of them on Radio Ulster, can't remember his name. Rigsy, that's it. Total arsehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 46 minutes ago, Torpar said: Most of my team at work is working from home today (I'm not as my work from home software isn't working, PTTGEOYN in it's own right) My boss has set up a group WhatsApp chat in case for emergencies. She added everyone and sent a message saying it's the boss here, please feel free to contact me on here if you need anything. Of course every female in the team had to reply "OK" Petty Things That Get Extremely On Your Nerves? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 The overuse of particular phrases at a particular time, the current one being flattening the curve. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 17 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Petty Things That Get Extremely On Your Nerves? Sorry, it's hard to type with gloves and a face mask on 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Just now, Torpar said: Sorry, it's hard to type with gloves and a face mask on Yiur nor jokubg ythwere. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dee Man said: The overuse of particular phrases at a particular time, the current one being flattening the curve. “The only logical thing to do is to void the season” is another one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Torpar said: Most of my team at work is working from home today (I'm not as my work from home software isn't working, PTTGEOYN in it's own right) My boss has set up a group WhatsApp chat in case for emergencies. She added everyone and sent a message saying it's the boss here, please feel free to contact me on here if you need anything. Of course every female in the team had to reply "OK" "OK x" , Shirley? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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