Mr Tourette Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 ^ ^ ^ has never gone and stood outside The Mallard with a pint.Waiting for the Inverness train and then watching it leaving from the other side 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: My parents told me that if I stood too close to a train on the platform then I'd get sucked under the train and crushed. They told me this when I was a young child and I believed it for much longer than I care to admit. It worked though, as I never dicked around on train platforms as a kid. Oh come on! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: County was the last ground on my SPFL / HL tour*. Until next season. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 My parents told me that if I stood too close to a train on the platform then I'd get sucked under the train and crushed. They told me this when I was a young child and I believed it for much longer than I care to admit. It worked though, as I never dicked around on train platforms as a kid.If you were unsteady on your feet it's a possibility tbf. When fast trains go through a station you can feel the suction if you're too close. I'll let someone else insert Kenneth. And another one for the above comment. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: County was the last ground on my SPFL / HL tour*. Ended up at Wick (for a Brechin game) and Brora well before that. This was my first impression of the ground and I'm still trying to work out if this is a typo or if they're just openly racist: *more accurately, a self-set challenge in front of friends the night before Nevis after a half bottle of Talisker (in order to avoid commiting to be a Munroist with them instead). Whilst I'm a man of my word, I think the've only climbed 3 munroes since then, the b*****ds I hate to think what they call the Black Isle if they are racists. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 24 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: If you were unsteady on your feet it's a possibility tbf. When fast trains go through a station you can feel the suction if you're too close. I'll let someone else insert Kenneth. And another one for the above comment. https://www.ciras.org.uk/articles/2017/unseen-hazard/# Confimed by elf n safety killjoys. They also confirm that signs used to warn about the dangers of being "sucked off." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: My parents told me that if I stood too close to a train on the platform then I'd get sucked under the train and crushed. They told me this when I was a young child and I believed it for much longer than I care to admit. It worked though, as I never dicked around on train platforms as a kid. Am I imagining it or did Railtrack once put forward the idea of strapping volunteers to boards at the side of the track to establish how close they could get to a passing train? The unions just about had kittens when they heard and the idea was hastily dropped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 2 minutes ago, GordonD said: Am I imagining it or did Railtrack once put forward the idea of strapping volunteers to boards at the side of the track to establish how close they could get to a passing train? The unions just about had kittens when they heard and the idea was hastily dropped. Haha, never heard that, but would have been pretty funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 I hate to think what they call the Black Isle if they are racists. Those of a certain age up there would definitely remember Nigg yard...And yes that was a real thing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 Am I imagining it or did Railtrack once put forward the idea of strapping volunteers to boards at the side of the track to establish how close they could get to a passing train? The unions just about had kittens when they heard and the idea was hastily dropped.Good punishment for nonces IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 (edited) 4 minutes ago, weirdcal said: Those of a certain age up there would definitely remember Nigg yard... And yes that was a real thing There still is isn't it, there's a ferry and everything? Edited January 19, 2021 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 There still is isn't it, there's a ferry and everything?I thought it went not long after Ardersier?Or was it mothballed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 (edited) 6 minutes ago, weirdcal said: I thought it went not long after Ardersier? Or was it mothballed There's a bunch of rusty oil rigs moored just outside it, and the ferry from Cromarty is still up and running. That's the entirety of my knowledge. P.S. http://nigg.com/ Edited January 19, 2021 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 4 hours ago, weirdcal said: I thought it went not long after Ardersier? Or was it mothballed Does Roy not own it and do stuff for wind farms? Dunno can’t be arsed looking up info at this time night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian1 Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 5 hours ago, welshbairn said: There's a bunch of rusty oil rigs moored just outside it, and the ferry from Cromarty is still up and running. That's the entirety of my knowledge. P.S. http://nigg.com/ There has been a lot of development at Nigg by Global Energy recently - new quayside and think the shed with the new rolling press may be ready too. The Moray Easy turbines are being assembled and marshalled out of Nigg - first one installed this week. There is also Nigg Bay in Aberdeen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 There's a bunch of rusty oil rigs moored just outside it, and the ferry from Cromarty is still up and running. That's the entirety of my knowledge. P.S. http://nigg.com/The near-entirety of my knowledge of Cromarty is a tale once told to me by a regular at a pub I worked at in Aberdeen.Apparently he was in a (the?) Cromarty pub when a local told him the girl at the bar wasn't wearing any knickers and she'd be fine with him having a feel. So he went up behind her and under her skirt his hand went. She didn't mind in the slightest but suddenly a hand landed on his shoulder. Primed for a brawl to his surprise the man explained he was her brother and asked for a fiver so he could get a blowjob from his sister. He gave him the fiver and off the siblings went only for the brother to return five minutes later with a grin in his face.I immediately filed the story under "Aye, right." but it's still the first thing that springs to mind when someone mentions Cromarty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 Worse than petty, but once again another night of insomnia has struck. f**k you insomnia. f**k you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 4 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Worse than petty, but once again another night of insomnia has struck. f**k you insomnia. f**k you. No idea what you mean, mate... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 6 hours ago, 8MileBU said: Worse than petty, but once again another night of insomnia has struck. f**k you insomnia. f**k you. Such language on a public forum. I wonder how you sleep at night. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 6 hours ago, 8MileBU said: Worse than petty, but once again another night of insomnia has struck. f**k you insomnia. f**k you. Have you tried using a weighted blanket? I've always had issues sleeping due to restless leg syndrome and I was recommended a weighted blanket. I still struggle some nights but it has definitely helped me. When I was researching what a weighted blanket actually does there were loads of insomnia sufferers saying it helped them too. The weight on your body gives a type of pressure therapy, which causes your body to release serotonin and melatonin. Supposed to give you a more peaceful sleep and help you wake up happier/with less anxiety. I've definitely noticed a difference there but it has taken a bit of getting used to. Might be worth a shout. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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