Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 15 minutes ago, philpy said: Numpty Shandon's flying ladders. Roald Dahls best book imo. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Been doing some mildly risky stuff lately. Working up tall ladders, clambering about steep and pointy rooftops, pugilism. Did the house owner come back and find you on his roof? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 14 minutes ago, GordonD said: Did the house owner come back and find you on his roof? He's been fighting Melanius's squirrels 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 1 hour ago, philpy said: Numpty Shandon's flying ladders. Best known for the Dead Par sketch. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 (edited) 23 minutes ago, tamthebam said: He's been fighting Melanius's squirrels I wouldn’t trust Shandon to box his way out of that situation tbh. Edited July 7, 2021 by Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: I wouldn’t trust Shandon to box his way out of that situation tbh. Pine Box his way of that situation perhaps... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 Just now, tamthebam said: Pine Box his way of that situation perhaps... Thankfully they’ve fucked off for the time being. Chimney boy should be here tomorrow to use his big pole and give my breast the once over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Thankfully they’ve fucked off for the time being. Chimney boy should be here tomorrow to use his big pole and give my breast the once over. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 Old dear back into a mental hospital this morning. Between now not being able to see her ( self isolating until the 16th) and being stuck in the house its pretty shit going. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 (edited) 16 hours ago, Shandon Par said: One foot in the eye and the other in the stomach. Made a good clang. That is so close to winning the Haiku of the Week award. Edited July 8, 2021 by The Skelpit Lug 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 22 hours ago, Mr X said: "Staycation", not the actual practice of holidaying in the UK just the word. Firstly, its a holiday and secondly, it doesn't matter where you go, it's still a holiday. Did staycation not originally mean staying at home and doing things local to you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 The Jet 2 song. Hearing it makes me angry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 3 hours ago, The Skelpit Lug said: That is so close to winning the Haiku of the Week award. My all-time favourite haiku is by John Cooper Clarke: To express a thought In seventeen syllables Is very diffic 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donathan Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 People that refer to covid related contact tracing as Track and Trace: “Track and Trace” is a Royal Mail term used for tracking parcels. The correct term is Test and Trace in England or Test and Protect if you’re in Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 The scarcity of salt and vinegar crisps outwith this archipelago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 13 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: The scarcity of salt and vinegar crisps outwith this archipelago. Plenty of sour cream and onion or paprika available though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Plenty of sour cream and onion or paprika available thoughPaprika, I realise it's their only contribution to world cuisine, but East-Central Europe could really do with going easy on the stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: 40 minutes ago, hk blues said: Plenty of sour cream and onion or paprika available though Paprika, I realise it's their only contribution to world cuisine, but East-Central Europe could really do with going easy on the stuff. I was a little bevvied last Friday night and was feeling peckish so I made a cracker with a slice of cheese and decided to spice it up with a bit of paprika, a bit too much paprika to be honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 People that describe themselves as "opinionated"... everyone is opinionated you just have poor social skills. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 5 minutes ago, Stormzy said: People that describe themselves as "opinionated"... everyone is opinionated you just have poor social skills. Akin to "doesn't suffer fools gladly". A crabbit arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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