Derry Alli Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 1 hour ago, The Moonster said: How much time do you save per text message? I was only taking the piss. I'm too lazy to spell words out myself. That's why mines hasn't been switched off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 How do you switch off autocorrect?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 I don't like how the team abbreviations for our game tonight spell out DUN DEE.f**k right off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 Another numpty here who had never considered that autocorrect is something that can be switched off. I'd imagine it saves a bit of time for the folk wot like using the big large words tho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 Typing is just a waste of time. I like to just dictate my messages into my phone. Davies 30 minutes, played here in the Park Day price. Although that causes problems when you're watching a football at the same time. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 Went to deliver a letter to a colleague's house today, and figured I'd say hi, considering I've not seen them in months. Went to chap the door and found a big smear of blood down the side of my hand; looked like I'd somehow sliced my pinky open. Stuffed the letter through the box and quickly made my escape. Got home, rinsed my hand off, and there's no cut anywhere to be seen. Walked straight there from the house and never had my hands out of my pockets. There are no marks on my jacket 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilScotsman Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 1 hour ago, BFTD said: Went to deliver a letter to a colleague's house today, and figured I'd say hi, considering I've not seen them in months. Went to chap the door and found a big smear of blood down the side of my hand; looked like I'd somehow sliced my pinky open. Stuffed the letter through the box and quickly made my escape. Got home, rinsed my hand off, and there's no cut anywhere to be seen. Walked straight there from the house and never had my hands out of my pockets. There are no marks on my jacket Stigmata. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 Just now, EvilScotsman said: Stigmata. A better man would channel that into a successful career in televangelism. Curse this lack of ambition. Anyway, another thing that's been pissing me off: the number of adverts, TV and online, that pretend to be influencer videos. I've been kidding myself that influencers must be successful because people grow to trust their advice, because why else would anyone pay attention to them. You'd have to be a complete imbecile. This advertising trend implies that all it takes to sell a product is some well-presented lassie to talk at the viewer and say "THIS GOOD! YOU BUY!", and that people are utter morons after all. This existence never fails to disappoint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 1 hour ago, BFTD said: Went to deliver a letter to a colleague's house today, and figured I'd say hi, considering I've not seen them in months. Went to chap the door and found a big smear of blood down the side of my hand; looked like I'd somehow sliced my pinky open. Stuffed the letter through the box and quickly made my escape. Got home, rinsed my hand off, and there's no cut anywhere to be seen. Walked straight there from the house and never had my hands out of my pockets. There are no marks on my jacket You didn't pass by a painter's ladder and found that @Abby Normal had dripped blood from yet another stupid injury onto you from above? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 1 minute ago, tamthebam said: You didn't pass by a painter's ladder and found that @Abby Normal had dripped blood from yet another stupid injury onto you from above? He is quite the self-harmer, isn't he? Eye-gouging tends to be the most commonly-threatened form of self-abuse, but he doesn't f**k about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 Just now, BFTD said: He is quite the self-harmer, isn't he? Eye-gouging tends to be the most commonly-threatened form of self-abuse, but he doesn't f**k about. I think he's covering up domestic abuse from the cat and the hound! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 1 minute ago, tamthebam said: I think he's covering up domestic abuse from the cat and the hound! A tad unfair, @Bairnardo tells me Abbys wife is an absolute ride 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 My energy supplier for combined gas and electricity is Bulb. I pay them £60 per month by direct debit and have been sitting on a credit balance for a long while now. I got a statement last week saying I've used £100+ recently and my balance is now reduced. Something which is impossible as I haven't been in the property. Took meter readings, sent them in and it turns out they were miles wrong with "assumed figures" and I'm in £217.70 credit. Happy days. So I told them I'll reduce my direct debit as I'm obviously consistently paying for more tha I use and to pay me back the balance. Their response? "If you want the money back we can give you half but only if you increase your monthly payments to £85. This is for your benefit to prevent you falling into debt". A quick angry email explaining the concept of both direct debits and extortion and a quick complaint to ofgen and the money was credited back to me yesterday. Shower of c***s. Any recommended energy suppliers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 6 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: My energy supplier for combined gas and electricity is Bulb. I pay them £60 per month by direct debit and have been sitting on a credit balance for a long while now. I got a statement last week saying I've used £100+ recently and my balance is now reduced. Something which is impossible as I haven't been in the property. Took meter readings, sent them in and it turns out they were miles wrong with "assumed figures" and I'm in £217.70 credit. Happy days. So I told them I'll reduce my direct debit as I'm obviously consistently paying for more tha I use and to pay me back the balance. Their response? "If you want the money back we can give you half but only if you increase your monthly payments to £85. This is for your benefit to prevent you falling into debt". A quick angry email explaining the concept of both direct debits and extortion and a quick complaint to ofgen and the money was credited back to me yesterday. Shower of c***s. Any recommended energy suppliers? Don’t tell Bulb but they sent me a final bill for (£140) an old place recently, even though I’d long since closed the account based on readings. Looked like they’d taken a reading from the new person about 3 weeks after she moved in and billed me for her first few weeks. After many calls and emails explaining this bill was an error and needed to be sent to the new person they sent me a credit for £140. Couldn’t be bothered explaining to them I didn’t need a credit and simply wanted them to send their bill to someone else. Started with Shell recently. Seem quick enough to reply to emails etc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 2 hours ago, Sweet Pete said: My energy supplier for combined gas and electricity is Bulb. I pay them £60 per month by direct debit and have been sitting on a credit balance for a long while now. I got a statement last week saying I've used £100+ recently and my balance is now reduced. Something which is impossible as I haven't been in the property. Took meter readings, sent them in and it turns out they were miles wrong with "assumed figures" and I'm in £217.70 credit. Happy days. So I told them I'll reduce my direct debit as I'm obviously consistently paying for more tha I use and to pay me back the balance. Their response? "If you want the money back we can give you half but only if you increase your monthly payments to £85. This is for your benefit to prevent you falling into debt". A quick angry email explaining the concept of both direct debits and extortion and a quick complaint to ofgen and the money was credited back to me yesterday. Shower of c***s. Any recommended energy suppliers? I'm with Pure Planet mainly because they offset carbon but they were also 2nd cheapest I think they were very easy to switch to compared to the ball ache of trying to leave Bulb 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Had to go into the office yesterday to organise a few things for colleagues and it was like a fucking freezer so today I've woken up with a blocked nose. Presumably the heating is off at work as everyone is WFH at the moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Need to go into the office today to get some stuff. Heating better be on because I’m looking to get the head down for a couple of hours kip. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 (edited) A mate of mine has his phone on silent all the time. He says if you want to speak to him, you should text first to arrange a time to call upon which he'll be ready for your call. He doesn't have a particularly busy life, works from home, lives alone etc. Just a bad-mannered ignoramous. Rips my fucking knitting Edited April 16, 2021 by madwullie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 1 minute ago, madwullie said: A mate of mine has his phone on silent all the time. He says if you want to speak to him, you should text first to arrange a time to call upon which he'll be ready for your call. Watched the Bill too much during his younger days, IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 12 minutes ago, madwullie said: A mate of mine has his phone on silent all the time. He says if you want to speak to him, you should text first to arrange a time to call upon which he'll be ready for your call. He doesn't have a particularly busy life, works from home, lives alone etc. Just a bad-mannered ignoramous. Rips my fucking knitting I have some sympathy with his approach. It would be considered a bit rude to just rock up to someone's house/office and demand they drop everything to speak to you, there's not much difference with a phone call. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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