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5 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

Sports Personality of the Year

Literally the least important thing in the world. f**k off.

In 57 years of the thing being run 5 Scots have won: Ian Black, Jackie Stewart, Liz Mccolgan, Chris Hoy, Andy Murray (only person to win three times)

P&B meme favourite McColgan beat Will Carling and Lineker...

The most popular sport in the world has only had five winners:

Bobby Moore, Gazza, Michael Owen, Beckham, Giggs.

That's the same with cycling although with less drugs (if you ignore Gazza)

To win it helps to be English and taking part in athletics. One standout is a Kiwi speedway rider who finished runner up in the 1960s.

 

 

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Just now, tamthebam said:

In 57 years of the thing being run 5 Scots have won: Ian Black, Jackie Stewart, Liz Mccolgan, Chris Hoy, Andy Murray (only person to win three times)

P&B meme favourite McColgan beat Will Carling and Lineker...

The most popular sport in the world has only had five winners:

Bobby Moore, Gazza, Michael Owen, Beckham, Giggs.

That's the same with cycling although with less drugs (if you ignore Gazza)

To win it helps to be English and taking part in athletics. One standout is a Kiwi speedway rider who finished runner up in the 1960s.

 

 

Ivan Mauger?

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17 hours ago, tamthebam said:

In 57 years of the thing being run 5 Scots have won: Ian Black, Jackie Stewart, Liz Mccolgan, Chris Hoy, Andy Murray (only person to win three times)

P&B meme favourite McColgan beat Will Carling and Lineker...

The most popular sport in the world has only had five winners:

Bobby Moore, Gazza, Michael Owen, Beckham, Giggs.

That's the same with cycling although with less drugs (if you ignore Gazza)

To win it helps to be English and taking part in athletics. One standout is a Kiwi speedway rider who finished runner up in the 1960s.

 

 

I still don't care.

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English football crowds:

Every opposition substitution announced on the Tannoy, crowd shouts “who?” megacringily after both the sub off and the sub on name.

Similarly, instead of just trying to put a goalie off at a goal kick, you get “oooooooooooooooooooh yore shiiiiiiiiiit aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah”.

It’s like GBH of the ears.

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4 minutes ago, Ad Lib said:

English football crowds:

Every opposition substitution announced on the Tannoy, crowd shouts “who?” megacringily after both the sub off and the sub on name.

Similarly, instead of just trying to put a goalie off at a goal kick, you get “oooooooooooooooooooh yore shiiiiiiiiiit aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah”.

It’s like GBH of the ears.

"Yore sahport is facking shit"

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13 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said:

"Yore sahport is facking shit"

There’s just no humour in the way they express stuff. I think that’s what I find nauseating about it.

At a Scottish game you might at least get:

”What a shitey home support”

”You’re supposed to be at home”

”Shall we sing a song for you”

”Can you sing a wee bit louder over there”

”Is this a library?”

All of which can be a bit lame, but at least don’t sound like you’re 6 and have just learned two swear words.

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18 minutes ago, Ad Lib said:

At a Scottish game you might at least get:

”What a shitey home support”

”You’re supposed to be at home”

”Shall we sing a song for you”

”Can you sing a wee bit louder over there”

”Is this a library?”

All of which can be a bit lame, .

:lol:

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1 hour ago, Ad Lib said:

There’s just no humour in the way they express stuff. I think that’s what I find nauseating about it.

At a Scottish game you might at least get:

”What a shitey home support”

”You’re supposed to be at home”

”Shall we sing a song for you”

”Can you sing a wee bit louder over there”

”Is this a library?”

All of which can be a bit lame, but at least don’t sound like you’re 6 and have just learned two swear words.

We all know the Glesga banter is best in Britain | Glasgow Times

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37 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said:

The only time "What a shitey home support" is remotely amusing is when it's sung at a packed stadium like Ibrox.

Other than that it's another tedious chant.

Only time I've sung it was when our LC semi against Hearts was moved to Easter Road.  Best part is it seemed to get a really good reaction from them as well.  

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