Bairnardo Posted April 16, 2022 Share Posted April 16, 2022 2 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Council workers not off for Easter? Dunno. Needing a pish doesn't get public holidays though 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 16, 2022 Share Posted April 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Probably not petty really, at a large and popular local playpark on a reasonably nice Saturday morning.... Wean needs a piss.... Toilets locked up like Fort knox. Fucks wrong with this country? Make them pish behind a tree like everybody else. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FK1Bairn Posted April 16, 2022 Share Posted April 16, 2022 Wee man came back to the house earlier a bit upset after playing with his pals further along the street. Asked him what was wrong and he told me there was a big argument. Thinking it was an argument involving him and his pals I pushed him for more details (who, what about). It was two female neighbours, mothers of two of his pals and next door neighbours to each other arguing about Pokèmon trading cards. They are 28 and 45 year old 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 16, 2022 Share Posted April 16, 2022 This Johnny Depp court case - or the fact that despite not giving a single shit, my wife gives me daily updates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 16, 2022 Share Posted April 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Newbornbairn said: This Johnny Depp court case - or the fact that despite not giving a single shit, my wife gives me daily updates. That was last year, wasn't it? He been battering more wives since then? I must admit, for some time I've been wondering why so many women seem fascinated with the personal circumstances of wealthy screen heartthrob Johnny Depp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted April 16, 2022 Share Posted April 16, 2022 47 minutes ago, BFTD said: That was last year, wasn't it? He been battering more wives since then? I must admit, for some time I've been wondering why so many women seem fascinated with the personal circumstances of wealthy screen heartthrob Johnny Depp. He probably is, and probably has, a massive knob.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted April 16, 2022 Share Posted April 16, 2022 1 hour ago, BFTD said: That was last year, wasn't it? He been battering more wives since then? I must admit, for some time I've been wondering why so many women seem fascinated with the personal circumstances of wealthy screen heartthrob Johnny Depp. No, they're back in court again having another bunfight. He's suing her for 50million claiming reputational damage, she's counter-suing for 100million. No idea why he doesn't South Park and counter-counter sue for 200million They're both absolute bampots. As bad as each other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 16, 2022 Share Posted April 16, 2022 35 minutes ago, Boo Khaki said: No, they're back in court again having another bunfight. He's suing her for 50million claiming reputational damage, she's counter-suing for 100million. No idea why he doesn't South Park and counter-counter sue for 200million They're both absolute bampots. As bad as each other. Christ. Fascinating stuff. Newbornbairn's missus will no doubt keep him up to date with the wedding pictures when they inevitably get back together. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Diego De la Vega Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 When did the Easter Bunny turn into Santa Claus? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 Egg puns. Just because it's Easter, things are suddenly egg-citing or egg-stra special or whatever, and they all think they've done something clever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 Egg puns. Just because it's Easter, things are suddenly egg-citing or egg-stra special or whatever, and they all think they've done something clever.Acht, come on. It’s only a yoke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 31 minutes ago, GordonD said: Egg puns. Just because it's Easter, things are suddenly egg-citing or egg-stra special or whatever, and they all think they've done something clever. Egg-scrutiating. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 Just ignore the puns. Crack open the biscuit tin and chill with an eggspresso. Mr Al Bumen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 38 minutes ago, GordonD said: Egg puns. Just because it's Easter, things are suddenly egg-citing or egg-stra special or whatever, and they all think they've done something clever. Oeuf! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 (edited) 12 hours ago, Boo Khaki said: No, they're back in court again having another bunfight. He's suing her for 50million claiming reputational damage, she's counter-suing for 100million. No idea why he doesn't South Park and counter-counter sue for 200million They're both absolute bampots. As bad as each other. Aye, I read that, don't know why I clicked on the link. The figures look like they've been plucked out of thin air, though. Edited April 17, 2022 by Jacksgranda Grandma 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 1 hour ago, buchan30 said: Acht, come on. It’s only a yoke. Eggs-quisite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 1 hour ago, GordonD said: Egg puns. Just because it's Easter, things are suddenly egg-citing or egg-stra special or whatever, and they all think they've done something clever. Get ovar it . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 1 hour ago, GordonD said: puns. Should have just typed this. You, being one of the most frequent users of such patter, have quite a brass neck complaining about it at all, tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 2 hours ago, GordonD said: Egg puns. Just because it's Easter, things are suddenly egg-citing or egg-stra special or whatever, and they all think they've done something clever. Egg..Egg..Egg.. Whisk..Whisk..Whisk. Whip me with a lettuce. (this is an obscure in-joke. And in these times of hardship just remember that an omlette is a very eggonomical meal) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Don Diego De la Vega said: When did the Easter Bunny turn into Santa Claus? I know, these c***s using my birthday and resurrection for their own commercial gain. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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