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It was in Dorset. Someone threatened to bomb various Tesco stores. To pay the ransom they produced theses special loyalty/club cards that could be used to anonymously withdraw cash. 
There is a decent documentary on Netflix about this but I don't think it was clubcards, could be wrong though.
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Just now, Empty It said:
42 minutes ago, Shandön Par said:
It was in Dorset. Someone threatened to bomb various Tesco stores. To pay the ransom they produced theses special loyalty/club cards that could be used to anonymously withdraw cash. 

There is a decent documentary on Netflix about this but I don't think it was clubcards, could be wrong though.

I'll put it on my list.

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29 minutes ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said:
33 minutes ago, welshbairn said:
I think it's likely that they now encourage their use so they can flog the shopping patterns of millions of named customers to anyone prepared to pay. 

100% it's a data mining exercise, and a very good one at that.

They will be scratching their heads with mine then cause I scoop up all the receipts at the tills and get the points put on. Plus, if the receipt has a "you would have saved x with clubcard" you get the amount back, sometimes a few quid.

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1 hour ago, Shandön Par said:

It was in Dorset. Someone threatened to bomb various Tesco stores. To pay the ransom they produced theses special loyalty/club cards that could be used to anonymously withdraw cash. 

Pointless fact but dunnhumby are the Company who came up withe Clubcard.

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Shandon's post has sent me down a wormhole of Tesco blackmailers.

One of them posted dead spiders to Dundee, and another was caught due to his welly boots.

Edit: I'll be surprised if the concept of loyalty cards didn't come from America - they used to have shops who'd ask for your address when making purchases. No reason given, they just wanted your address, and people would give it to them.

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58 minutes ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said:

They will be scratching their heads with mine then cause I scoop up all the receipts at the tills and get the points put on. Plus, if the receipt has a "you would have saved x with clubcard" you get the amount back, sometimes a few quid.

If you like that sort of thing, simply sit on the street with an upturned hat. 

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1 hour ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

I occasionally send my shite, should I have demanded money in exchange?

Is "shite to Dundee" the new "coals to Newcastle"?

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3 hours ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said:
3 hours ago, welshbairn said:
I think it's likely that they now encourage their use so they can flog the shopping patterns of millions of named customers to anyone prepared to pay. 

100% it's a data mining exercise, and a very good one at that.

I read a thing recently that showed the airline's loyalty card programme was worth more than the airlines themselves. It's the only thing of value they have - the planes are all leased and they have very few assets. 

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36 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said:

I read a thing recently that showed the airline's loyalty card programme was worth more than the airlines themselves. It's the only thing of value they have - the planes are all leased and they have very few assets

Normal practice, not just for airlines. Renting something is offset against corporation tax. Owning it costs you money on a recurring basis.

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2 hours ago, Raidernation said:

Watching an episode of Ghost Adventures.

Even though it’s a place in the US referring to “Edinburg” house in “Skotch” is irritating

I once heard a Yank utterly confuse a Lothian Buses driver by asking to go to "Dalkett" (Dalkeith)

If I ever go to septic land I'll pronounce all their places wrong. That'll show them.

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I once heard a Yank utterly confuse a Lothian Buses driver by asking to go to "Dalkett" (Dalkeith)
If I ever go to septic land I'll pronounce all their places wrong. That'll show them.
Not recommended, you'll probably be shot
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7 hours ago, tamthebam said:

I once heard a Yank utterly confuse a Lothian Buses driver by asking to go to "Dalkett" (Dalkeith)

If I ever go to septic land I'll pronounce all their places wrong. That'll show them.

You don't even have to do that - just say the place name without adding the state/country to baffle them i.e. "I had a great vacation in Paris" - 'Paris?"  - "Yes, Paris,  In France."  - "Ah, that Paris."

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6 hours ago, Swarley said:
10 hours ago, tamthebam said:
I once heard a Yank utterly confuse a Lothian Buses driver by asking to go to "Dalkett" (Dalkeith)
If I ever go to septic land I'll pronounce all their places wrong. That'll show them.

Not recommended, you'll probably be shot

Nah, he's white.

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