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1 hour ago, The Moonster said:

I do this on purpose to folk behind me driving big stupid SUVs. I apologise for nothing.

Anything to inconvenience these p***ks in their big unnecessary vanity tanks gets a greenie from me.

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1 hour ago, Derry Alli said:

I'm siding with the drivers in front due to your incessant use of 'asshole', tbh.

Arsehole then.
Ersehole in broad Fife speak. 

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1 hour ago, Central Belt Caley said:

Anyone who puts their handbrake on at traffic lights is OFTW 

What is OFTW? 
I don’t wear string back gloves and use my handbrake at light. Should I get string back gloves? ……….. asking for a friend 😬

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1 minute ago, Wacky said:

What is OFTW? 
I don’t wear string back gloves and use my handbrake at light. Should I get string back gloves? ……….. asking for a friend 😬

Outstanding Fvckwittery - Typical Wacky..............😎

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8 hours ago, Wacky said:

Why do folks sit at traffic lights with their foot on the brake, the high level brake lights blind the folks at the back of you ya feckin arsehole. Use the feckin handbrake and be a bit more considerate, have you never sat behind a ringpiece like yourself and thought “that’s feckin annoying?
 HANDBRAKE! 

and breathe. 

I've got an automatic, I simply cannot be arsed moving the wee lever up and down.
I'm not blinded, so it's not my problem.

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8 minutes ago, Peil said:

I've got an automatic, I simply cannot be arsed moving the wee lever up and down.
I'm not blinded, so it's not my problem.

Feck you very much for you consideration 

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3 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said:

I sometimes do, I sometimes don't. 

I drive an Audi though so I can do what I like :)

My goodness, your microscopic penis must feel huge every time you get behind the wheel? 😉

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When radio shows get someone on to be interviewed who is

(a) obviously on a mobile and

(b) doesnae have a decent signal.

I mean how difficult is it to have this stuff checked before they get on the fucken air?

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1 hour ago, Leith Green said:

When radio shows get someone on to be interviewed who is

(a) obviously on a mobile and

(b) doesnae have a decent signal.

I mean how difficult is it to have this stuff checked before they get on the fucken air?

I occasionally hear phone ins on Radio 4. Which is more than the participants do, apparently. 
 

Not a format suited to a demographic that can’t hear unaided and who turn the simplest response into an irrelevant and rambling anecdote about how they used to go to Margate  every July.

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