centralTon Posted Saturday at 13:46 Share Posted Saturday at 13:46 27 minutes ago, Central Belt Caley said: Going by your profile we’re in the same place Hopefully it’s all done soon OOPS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted Saturday at 13:56 Share Posted Saturday at 13:56 57 minutes ago, Central Belt Caley said: I’m in the house and got all the windows shut and can still hear their bigoted nonsense, it’s 2024 ffs Where are the flares when you really want them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted Saturday at 14:07 Share Posted Saturday at 14:07 6 minutes ago, TxRover said: Where are the flares when you really want them? Another tip worth considering for next time. Maybe everyone could get their hoses out (down Kenneth!) and water their front gardens at a coincidentally opportune moment? Also, maybe the local council could be quite happy to see the march go ahead, but "reorganise" the bin collection timetable for the affected streets to have the umpteen varieties of waste collected at the same time? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted Saturday at 14:20 Share Posted Saturday at 14:20 1 hour ago, johnnydun said: Is it a sash window? The sash on the top floor? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted Saturday at 14:52 Share Posted Saturday at 14:52 55 minutes ago, TxRover said: Where are the flares when you really want them? He's probably still wearing them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted Saturday at 15:37 Share Posted Saturday at 15:37 2 hours ago, philpy said: I'm from Larkhall, I'm a solid 8.5 and deplore all forms of bigotry. The two things may be related, I don't know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted Saturday at 17:00 Share Posted Saturday at 17:00 The number of times Lineker and co have to tell us about BBC iPlayer.......as if it's some fucken new "thing". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted Saturday at 21:51 Share Posted Saturday at 21:51 11 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: Water balloons. North Korea type balloons full of shite And an air rifle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted yesterday at 07:29 Share Posted yesterday at 07:29 Not sure how petty it is, but we have had a great first week on holiday, but things may have changed. We're in a nice, quiet place, but yesterday the massed shouts, squeals and screams of an Italian extended family arrived, whose main preoccupation appear to be shouting for the adults and squeals and screams for the children. Not those long, "horror film" type screams, you understand, more like those one second utterances you might get from standing on a piece of Lego. They were around the pool last night, four hours after it "closed". Might have to spend more time in the bar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted yesterday at 07:35 Share Posted yesterday at 07:35 4 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Not sure how petty it is, but we have had a great first week on holiday, but things may have changed. We're in a nice, quiet place, but yesterday the massed shouts, squeals and screams of an Italian extended family arrived, whose main preoccupation appear to be shouting for the adults and squeals and screams for the children. Not those long, "horror film" type screams, you understand, more like those one second utterances you might get from standing on a piece of Lego. They were around the pool last night, four hours after it "closed". Might have to spend more time in the bar. People who cant "read the room" on ambience and decide that they own the place because they are in a big crowd are more than a pttgoyn imo. Only surprising thing is that they are Italian and not from Essex................... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spyro Posted yesterday at 07:40 Share Posted yesterday at 07:40 3 minutes ago, Leith Green said: People who cant "read the room" on ambience and decide that they own the place because they are in a big crowd are more than a pttgoyn imo. Only surprising thing is that they are Italian and not from Essex................... I'll call your Essex, and raise you Spaniards. Obliviously the loudest people on earth when they are in a pack! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted yesterday at 09:34 Share Posted yesterday at 09:34 I know an Italian guy who lost both his hands in an industrial accident. The doctors say he'll never manage to talk again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted yesterday at 10:55 Share Posted yesterday at 10:55 3 hours ago, Spyro said: I'll call your Essex, and raise you Spaniards. Obliviously the loudest people on earth when they are in a pack! I was idly looking at the planning permission for a market in Spain (as you do) and thought it was funny to read "Although it is Fiesta season and we want everyone to enjoy themselves, music is forbidden between the hours of 4am and 10am to allow residents a good night's sleep". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted yesterday at 11:22 Share Posted yesterday at 11:22 3 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Not sure how petty it is, but we have had a great first week on holiday, but things may have changed. We're in a nice, quiet place, but yesterday the massed shouts, squeals and screams of an Italian extended family arrived, whose main preoccupation appear to be shouting for the adults and squeals and screams for the children. Not those long, "horror film" type screams, you understand, more like those one second utterances you might get from standing on a piece of Lego. They were around the pool last night, four hours after it "closed". Might have to spend more time in the bar. start a fight by pretending to be Swiss and saying "Get it up you" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted yesterday at 15:02 Share Posted yesterday at 15:02 7 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Not sure how petty it is, but we have had a great first week on holiday, but things may have changed. We're in a nice, quiet place, but yesterday the massed shouts, squeals and screams of an Italian extended family arrived, whose main preoccupation appear to be shouting for the adults and squeals and screams for the children. Not those long, "horror film" type screams, you understand, more like those one second utterances you might get from standing on a piece of Lego. They were around the pool last night, four hours after it "closed". Might have to spend more time in the bar. Surely you simply failed at the German towel ploy and allowed them unfettered access. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted yesterday at 15:35 Share Posted yesterday at 15:35 29 minutes ago, TxRover said: Surely you simply failed at the German towel ploy and allowed them unfettered access. Not at all. There's plenty of sunbeds so nobody "reserves" sunbeds and the screeching harridans only arrived last night. (Didn't stop the wee fekkers trying to hold a screaming competition around the pool though.) I'm hopeful that the whole tribe might b#gger off to the beach every day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago Got a crack in the car exhaust, so that's going to be £200 I can ill afford getting spent tomorrow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago 9 minutes ago, Craig fae the Vale said: Got a crack in the car exhaust, so that's going to be £200 I can ill afford getting spent tomorrow Coke can and heat resistant tape , sorted for under a fiver 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago Software updates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted 18 hours ago Share Posted 18 hours ago Quote Merlin doesn't have a likely bird I feel ya Merlin, I really do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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