Derry Alli Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 I just snapped a screen protector and it went fucking everywhere - some, I'm assuming, in my eye. Will I wake up blind? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 54 minutes ago, alta-pete said: A crying shame he’s in my Dead Pool team for being an alkie b*****d. Ocht well... You could be on to a winner there. I watched an interview of his last year and I've never seen or heard a guy sound so finished with life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utter Roaster Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 1 hour ago, IainMorton said: Went to put my dirty clothes in the oven instead of the washing machine. Think it’s definitely down hill from here I once took off my socks and instead of putting them in the laundry bin I chucked them in the bog. You have my sympathies. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 I just snapped a screen protector and it went fucking everywhere - some, I'm assuming, in my eye. Will I wake up blind? If you do, can you write on here tomorrow and tell us? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 1 minute ago, 19QOS19 said: 38 minutes ago, Dele said: I just snapped a screen protector and it went fucking everywhere - some, I'm assuming, in my eye. Will I wake up blind? If you do, can you write on here tomorrow and tell us? Mdsod sertinslty 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 I’m 50 years old and I have to say “safety” before I fart or my teenage kids will punch me repeatedly until I touch a door knob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 On 23/01/2020 at 17:41, Melanius Mullarkey said: Update from the Weinstein trial. Everyone looking splendid. Why is Josip Broz Tito watching Susan Sontag accuse Alan Brazil anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 The algorithm bots have upped their game. Used to always see an ad for “Single Muslim Dating”, a swing and miss on all counts but this is a bit cleverer: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 28 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: The algorithm bots have upped their game. Used to always see an ad for “Single Muslim Dating”, a swing and miss on all counts but this is a bit cleverer: Muslim shoes imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 35 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: The algorithm bots have upped their game. Used to always see an ad for “Single Muslim Dating”, a swing and miss on all counts but this is a bit cleverer: “And Allah did createth the vital accessory in any respectable wardrobe, the oxblood loafer” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 (edited) 12 hours ago, IainMorton said: Went to put my dirty clothes in the oven instead of the washing machine. Think it’s definitely down hill from here Which is why kitchen stuff like that should be left to the women. Edited January 25, 2020 by GordonD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 20 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: ^^^Throbs is on fire today !, In other news, ants are farmers. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/jan/24/ants-run-secret-farms-on-english-oak-trees-photographer-discovers?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other This isn't new or anything. f**k me, its basic standard grade Biology 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 17 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that I really didn't understand any of their work. It was too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think "Invisible Touch" is the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility, at the same time it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. In the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford you can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship and sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Take the lyrics to "Land of Confusion." In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problem of abusive political authority. "In Too Deep" is the most moving pop song of the 1980s about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Phill Collins solo efforts seem to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying in a narrower way, especially songs like "In the Air Tonight" and "Against All Odds." But I also think that Phill Collins works better within the confines of the group than as a solo artist-and I stress the word artist. "Sussudio," is a great, great song. A personal favourite. Genesis have always been shite and I wish Phil Collins was dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Genesis have always been shite and I wish Phil Collins was dead.Don't sugarcoat it Sarge, say what you really think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 There's a show called "Living On The Veg" on the now showing you how to make a vegan fry-up, that's just as good apparently.It'll only take about three hours and 200 ingredients to make. Completely worth it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 There's a show called "Living On The Veg" on the now showing you how to make a vegan fry-up, that's just as good apparently.It'll only take about three hours and 200 ingredients to make. Completely worth it. A cooking programme on a weekend morning? Never. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 58 minutes ago, Jamaldo said: There's a show called "Living On The Veg" on the now showing you how to make a vegan fry-up, that's just as good apparently. It'll only take about three hours and 200 ingredients to make. Completely worth it. I'm planning on making a vegetable lasagna tomorrow...... broccoli, courgette, aubergine, carrots to name a few. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 1 minute ago, sjc said: I'm planning on making a vegetable lasagna tomorrow...... broccoli, courgette, aubergine, carrots to name a few. This sounds quite intriguing. I'd still need mince though, I reckon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Just now, Dele said: This sounds quite intriguing. I'd still need mince though, I reckon. Give one a go sometime. Leave the veg a bit al dente though. Delicious. I love a mince lasagna also TBF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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