Dee Dee Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 I thought the American word for that area was "taint"? Dunno about that pal. I do know the 1st time I heard it called a gooch was when I was watching Jackass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Dunno about that pal. I do know the 1st time I heard it called a gooch was when I was watching Jackass. I was Test Match Special. Same area was referred to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 I was Test Match Special. Same area was referred to. You're more Special Brew. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 (edited) Gooch meaning perineum derives from 'guiche', which is originally a French word meaning some kind of strap. How it entered English slang, and how it took on its current meaning, I have no idea. But it comes from 'guiche' for sure. edit: and yes, 'taint' is a far more prevalent word for it throughout the US. Edited September 21, 2015 by Swampy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 I call it the "nokwite" because it's no quite your balls and no quite your arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Seeing as how we're going all perineal, did anyone else think their raphe was some kind of surgical scar when they were a kid? I can remember wondering if I'd had some kind of catastrophic genital accident as a baby; something so awful that nobody in the family wanted to tell me about it. Would've helped if I'd actually asked, right enough; I doubt many folk sit their weans down for an unprompted discussion about the strange markings on their privates 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Raphe Rovers Will be my Fantasy Football team name from now on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Ralph Rovers FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 I call it the "nokwite" because it's no quite your balls and no quite your arse. That's the folk etymology here, too: it "tain't" the balls and it "tain't" the ass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Is the female perineum similarly nicknamed the twitter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Is the female perineum similarly nicknamed the twitter? No, it's called a twernt. If it twernt there, your insides would fall out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 A friend of mine has been bragging about the amount of lassies he's been seeing from tinder. I doubted this so have made a fake tinder and within minutes we were matched. He thinks I'm an absolute worldie called Jennifer. Currently at a very boring hey how are you stage but should it get propa nawty I'll share it with you's. Not that a lot, if any, will care. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 A friend of mine has been bragging about the amount of lassies he's been seeing from tinder. I doubted this so have made a fake tinder and within minutes we were matched. He thinks I'm an absolute worldie called Jennifer. Currently at a very boring hey how are you stage but should it get propa nawty I'll share it with you's. Not that a lot, if any, will care. Looking forward to it tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 A friend of mine has been bragging about the amount of lassies he's been seeing from tinder. I doubted this so have made a fake tinder and within minutes we were matched. He thinks I'm an absolute worldie called Jennifer. Currently at a very boring hey how are you stage but should it get propa nawty I'll share it with you's. Not that a lot, if any, will care. This has potential, Kev. Keep him going for days you cockteasing slut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 I hope he roofies you and goes balls deep anyway you fucking slag 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 A friend of mine has been bragging about the amount of lassies he's been seeing from tinder. I doubted this so have made a fake tinder and within minutes we were matched. He thinks I'm an absolute worldie called Jennifer. Currently at a very boring hey how are you stage but should it get propa nawty I'll share it with you's. Not that a lot, if any, will care. Type of situation which you'll find hilarious now, but in two weeks when you're still chatting you'll realise you're far too deep into it to stop and tell him it was a wind up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 A friend of mine has been bragging about the amount of lassies he's been seeing from tinder. I doubted this so have made a fake tinder and within minutes we were matched. He thinks I'm an absolute worldie called Jennifer. Currently at a very boring hey how are you stage but should it get propa nawty I'll share it with you's. Not that a lot, if any, will care. What pics are you using for Jennifer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 ^^^ asks the really pertinent questions Fingers crossed he opens up his scarebox, like the time the Suit You guys got chastened by a real pervert coming in for a fitting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 A friend of mine has been bragging about the amount of lassies he's been seeing from tinder. I doubted this so have made a fake tinder and within minutes we were matched. He thinks I'm an absolute worldie called Jennifer. Currently at a very boring hey how are you stage but should it get propa nawty I'll share it with you's. Not that a lot, if any, will care. Keep us posted. Had a couple mates try that on me mightve worked if it wasn't completely obvious it was them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 What pics are you using for Jennifer? I'd suggest he plays coy for a couple of days then posts a picture of the boy's maw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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