tamthebam Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 I saw this "Silicon Bicycle Night Tail Light" offered for sale on a website. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: At that price you are guaranteed to feel fantastic tomorrow. That is a Darren Jackson guarantee btw, which reminds me... Na, yer alright Facebook. Thanks all the same. That’s a very clever dog being able to use Facebook. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 10 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: That’s a very clever dog being able to use Facebook. I don't even know who the bitch is, which is why she's not getting added. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 36 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: That’s a very clever dog being able to use Facebook. Play nice, that's Darren's wife you're talking about. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 2 hours ago, tamthebam said: I saw this "Silicon Bicycle Night Tail Light" offered for sale on a website. Is this what's become of Graeme? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 Went out to put something in the recycling in the garden this morning (about 6.30, as I went downstairs for a drink) and noticed a small black box near the grass and thought nothing of it. The wife went out later and noticed the box and picked it up and burst out laughing. It was a rabbit from Anne summers, still sealed and in the box. f**k knows how it got there, but we stay on an end terrace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 6 minutes ago, philpy said: Went out to put something in the recycling in the garden this morning (about 6.30, as I went downstairs for a drink) and noticed a small black box near the grass and thought nothing of it. The wife went out later and noticed the box and picked it up and burst out laughing. It was a rabbit from Anne summers, still sealed and in the box. f**k knows how it got there, but we stay on an end terrace f**k may not know how it got there but we all do. Yer Mrs does too... 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 f**k may not know how it got there but we all do. Yer Mrs does too...Your team died mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 Took that well. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 At that price you are guaranteed to feel fantastic tomorrow. That is a Darren Jackson guarantee btw, which reminds me... Na, yer alright Facebook. Thanks all the same. Slowly turning into Gerard Kelly it would appear. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 I woke up yesterday afternoon after nightshift to a text from the wife telling me she was away to her friend's house for a birthday party. I've just had a swatch on Facebook and seen that her friend has posted 38 photos of the party for their 2 year old. Chihuahua. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 (edited) My sister and nephew's flight path into Gatwick about 10 minutes ago. P.S. My nephew's reply: "Yes we missed our slot apparently!" Edited September 30, 2019 by welshbairn 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 13 hours ago, Dele said: Play nice, that's Darren's wife you're talking about. I'd happily wake up next to Mrs Jackson or big Ghegis the German Shepherd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 11 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Slowly turning into Gerard Kelly it would appear. It's time Gerard was back in telly or stage. One of our best actors. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 15 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It's time Gerard was back in telly or stage. One of our best actors. Make a great double act with Fulton Mackay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: My sister and nephew's flight path into Gatwick about 10 minutes ago. P.S. My nephew's reply: "Yes we missed our slot apparently!" My Mrs folks live in Burgess Hill, and it is very rare there isn't a plane circling above their house waiting to land at Gatwick. Incidentally from the top floor at my work, can watch the planes come into land at the airport, usually waste a good couple hours a day doing that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 (edited) 8 minutes ago, LondonHMFC said: My Mrs folks live in Burgess Hill, and it is very rare there isn't a plane circling above their house waiting to land at Gatwick. Incidentally from the top floor at my work, can watch the planes come into land at the airport, usually waste a good couple hours a day doing that. Apologies if you understood and are making a further point but I think he's posting the pic due to the flight path resembling a dick and balls. Disappointed the pilot didn't fly in a straight line out from the helmet and intermittently turn the transponder off tbh. Edited September 30, 2019 by Dee Man 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Dee Man said: Apologies if you understood and are making a further point but I think he's posting the pic due to the flight path resembling a dick and balls. Disappointed the pilot didn't fly in a straight line out from the helmet and intermittently turn the transponder off tbh. You are correct, it does and he definitely was. However now you all know I can see flights land and take off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Gerard Kelly is one of those specifically Scottish actors who is as a person thoroughly lovely but plays terrifyingly convincing psychos. Peter Mullen's another. I just remember him from City Lights. Looking on his IMDB page it says he was a nutter in Eastenders and Brookside so I'm guessing this is where you saw him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 7 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Gerard Kelly is one of those specifically Scottish actors who is as a person thoroughly lovely but plays terrifyingly convincing psychos. Peter Mullen's another. If you keep referring to him in the present tense I'm going to have to break some sad news to you... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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