SlipperyP Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 2 hours ago, BTFD said: This week I have been mostly pishing stomach acid out of my starfish every three or four hours. I think I caught food poisoning just by reading SlipperyP's story. No idea what's actually going on - I don't feel ill at all, although my ringpiece is starting to express its displeasure with being slowly dissolved, and last night it leaked out into my pants while I was sleeping, which is less than ideal. Should I bother trying to get the first available appointment at the surgery (sometime next year), or just book myself in at the crematorium now? pasta, get it doon n man up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 Playing football this morning went over on my ankle, heard like a cracking noise but after a couple minutes was able to play on, played another 30mins or so tweaked it again so went off. Fast forward to now at I've got quite a bit of swelling on top of the foot towards the outside and struggling to put weight on it. Diagnose my fucked foot P&B and will it need amputated? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 1 minute ago, Empty It said: Playing football this morning went over on my ankle, heard like a cracking noise but after a couple minutes was able to play on, played another 30mins or so tweaked it again so went off. Fast forward to now at I've got quite a bit of swelling on top of the foot towards the outside and struggling to put weight on it. Diagnose my fucked foot P&B and will it need amputated? Torn tendons ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 Broken metatarsal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 8 minutes ago, BigBo10 said: Broken metatarsal. Nah its more towards the ankle, also wasn't an impact injury 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 4 hours ago, Empty It said: Playing football this morning went over on my ankle, heard like a cracking noise but after a couple minutes was able to play on, played another 30mins or so tweaked it again so went off. Fast forward to now at I've got quite a bit of swelling on top of the foot towards the outside and struggling to put weight on it. Diagnose my fucked foot P&B and will it need amputated? Reminiscent of the time I had a penile fracture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 12 hours ago, Empty It said: Nah its more towards the ankle, also wasn't an impact injury Could be ligament damage 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 13 hours ago, Empty It said: Playing football this morning went over on my ankle, heard like a cracking noise but after a couple minutes was able to play on, played another 30mins or so tweaked it again so went off. Fast forward to now at I've got quite a bit of swelling on top of the foot towards the outside and struggling to put weight on it. Diagnose my fucked foot P&B and will it need amputated? Almost certainly ligament damage. Has it gone a worrying shade of purple yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 1 hour ago, Michael W said: Almost certainly ligament damage. Has it gone a worrying shade of purple yet? Aye, up and about on it today so might not be that bad but every so often it twists and it feels like someone has taken a sledgehammer to my foot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 11 hours ago, BTFD said: Reminiscent of the time I had a penile fracture. Was it yours? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 23 minutes ago, Empty It said: Aye, up and about on it today so might not be that bad but every so often it twists and it feels like someone has taken a sledgehammer to my foot. Sounds like what they called a sprained ankle in the olden days. Stick it in a bucket of ice for twenty minutes whenever you get the chance and take ibuprofen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: Sounds like what they called a sprained ankle in the olden days. Stick it in a bucket of ice for twenty minutes whenever you get the chance and take ibuprofen. What do you suggest then 500mg of man the f**k up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 1 minute ago, Empty It said: What do you suggest then 500mg of man the f**k up? That and rest it as much as you can. Wear boots rather than trainers. A sprained ankle is just what they now call ligament damage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jives Miguel Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 I tried my friends smart watch on the other day for a couple of minutes, and my resting heart rate was 120 bpm. I think i might be due a heart attack soon. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 11 minutes ago, Jives Miguel said: I tried my friends smart watch on the other day for a couple of minutes, and my resting heart rate was 120 bpm. I think i might be due a heart attack soon. You got any good stuff we can have? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 26 minutes ago, Jives Miguel said: I tried my friends smart watch on the other day for a couple of minutes, and my resting heart rate was 120 bpm. I think i might be due a heart attack soon. What's your shoe size? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 40 minutes ago, Jives Miguel said: I tried my friends smart watch on the other day for a couple of minutes, and my resting heart rate was 120 bpm. I think i might be due a heart attack soon. One of my mates went on a course with work and calculated his at 110bpm, he was 25 at the time and a fairly heavy smoker and drinker. Guy running the course asked him to have a seat and take it easy for a bit I’ve got a running watch that tracks HR and it can be hit and miss at times. Finger on the neck and count it out is the best way imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Was it yours? I wish it hadn't been. Thankfully it recovered without surgery. There's no terror quite like that engendered by realising your stauner has a 90° bend in the middle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 75bpm. How the fucks that happened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 3 hours ago, Derry Alli said: 75bpm. How the fucks that happened. Cry me a river. Spoiler ....the Justin Timberlake song is around 75bpm. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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