philpy Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Visit Cairo. Was there on business and found everyone out and about to be an utter scumbag. Even the taxi driver dropped me off at his brother's camel ride place rather than actually take me to the pyramids as requested. Ended up being forced to get a horse to ride, via a crack in a giant wall that was bring guarded by a (clearly non-official) guy armed with a machine gun. Oh, and the government building beside my hotel went on fire and got burned to a crisp. . 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 Gall stones, excruciating eventually got the gall bladder removed after months of pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 7 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Go on then... If you insist. Was being chased by a bully, both us were on bikes, and I looked behind me to see where he was (we were in the grounds of a derelict factory), forgot for a split second that I was heading out on the road and was taken out by an old citreon. Copped a fractured skull as well for good measure. Spent my 9th birthday in hospital. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 1 minute ago, philpy said: If you insist. Was being chased by a bully, both us were on bikes, and I looked behind me to see where he was (we were in the grounds of a derelict factory), forgot for a split second that I was heading out on the road and was taken out by an old citreon. Copped a fractured skull as well for good measure. Spent my 9th birthday in hospital. So you’re ok with having a fractured skull again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, philpy said: If you insist. Was being chased by a bully, both us were on bikes, and I looked behind me to see where he was (we were in the grounds of a derelict factory), forgot for a split second that I was heading out on the road and was taken out by an old citreon. Copped a fractured skull as well for good measure. Spent my 9th birthday in hospital. What model of Citroen? I’m intrigued. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 17 minutes ago, Rugster said: So you’re ok with having a fractured skull again? . Errr, no... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 31 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: What model of Citroen? I’m intrigued. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 IIRC, one of these 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 29 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: @philpywrote it off! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 Give birth, naturally. Never. Again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 (edited) Stood in a police line up for a murder. Spoiler Hopefully Edited November 18, 2020 by Bert Raccoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 Stood in a police line up for a murder. Spoiler Hopefully I done this once when I was a student. Got paid £40 ish. Also got picked out by three people as the guilty party. So on that basis. Never again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 Worked in Dixon’s, for half a day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 Went to Vegas. Found it overrated. Maybe if I was a gambler, a drinker and into sleeze i’d have enjoyed it more! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Thereisalight.. said: Went to Vegas. Found it overrated. Maybe if I was a gambler, a drinker and into sleeze i’d have enjoyed it more! ^^^^^^ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 6 hours ago, Thereisalight.. said: Went to Vegas. Found it overrated. Maybe if I was a gambler, a drinker and into sleeze i’d have enjoyed it more! I’ll second this. I’ve been there 7 or 8 times. Only the first time was by choice. Business trips, a 50th birthday bash (not mine) and once to meet a couple of friends visiting from Britain. It’s America’s sphincter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 20 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Visit Cairo. Was there on business and found everyone out and about to be an utter scumbag. Even the taxi driver dropped me off at his brother's camel ride place rather than actually take me to the pyramids as requested. Ended up being forced to get a horse to ride, via a crack in a giant wall that was bring guarded by a (clearly non-official) guy armed with a machine gun. Oh, and the government building beside my hotel went on fire and got burned to a crisp. The new Mission Impossible film sounds brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 20 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Visit Cairo. Was there on business and found everyone out and about to be an utter scumbag. Even the taxi driver dropped me off at his brother's camel ride place rather than actually take me to the pyramids as requested. Ended up being forced to get a horse to ride, via a crack in a giant wall that was bring guarded by a (clearly non-official) guy armed with a machine gun. Oh, and the government building beside my hotel went on fire and got burned to a crisp. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 What model of Citroen? I’m intrigued.I imagined one of the Kermit type ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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