scottsdad Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Sleeping Warrior said: Which was done in response to you posting about a dead princess swallowing spunk, and then not even taking it down when prompted. Nothing like half a story eh? In my defence she was alive whilst imbibing. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 5 minutes ago, scottsdad said: In my defence she was alive whilst imbibing. So it wasn't a poisoned apple stuck in her throat? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 15 minutes ago, Venti said: So it wasn't a poisoned apple stuck in her throat? There's definitely a joke there... Nope, can't do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 Just now, johnnydun said: There's definitely a joke there... Nope, can't do it. Cox's orange pippin rather than Pippin's orange cock? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 33 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Won't someone please think of the dead princess! I'm not sure that's helping. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 49 minutes ago, scottsdad said: In my defence she was alive whilst imbibing. I messaged another p&ber and stated it summed up exactly what we'd been saying about her well. The conversation came about as the woman playing her in Crown has her mannerisms, from the adverting I've seen down. While I never would wish a premature death on anyone, I think it meant the persona didn't have time to unravel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: @Sleeping Warrior going on a red dotting mission against me now. 26 red dots in less than a minute is good going! One red dot for each random geezer Lady Di blew in those posh parties? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 (edited) 6 hours ago, Sleeping Warrior said: Which was done in response to you posting about a dead princess swallowing spunk, and then not even taking it down when prompted. Nothing like half a story eh? Sounds like one of the unedited Hans Christian Anderson tales. Anyway, you can't libel or slander the dear departed. BTW, are we allowed to mention King Charles's desire to be reborn as a tampon up his Queen's snatch? Edited November 28, 2023 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: @Sleeping Warrior going on a red dotting mission against me now. 26 red dots in less than a minute is good going! It's fucking hilarious how seriously some people take worthless dots on a forum they've already been punted from. I presume that's the message they're trying to get across? "It really hurt me when I got red dots, so presumably I'll hurt you by being a seething mess and wasting my time for a while". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 5 minutes ago, BFTD said: It's fucking hilarious how seriously some people take worthless dots on a forum they've already been punted from. I presume that's the message they're trying to get across? "It really hurt me when I got red dots, so presumably I'll hurt you by being a seething mess and wasting my time for a while". It's just a routine they do to try and provoke a reaction. Their next alias will do the same. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Warrior Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Sounds like one of the unedited Hans Christian Anderson tales. Anyway, you can't libel or slander the dear departed. BTW, are we allowed to mention King Charles's desire to be reborn as a tampon? Sounds like one of the unedited Hans Christian Anderson tales. Anyway, you can't libel or slander the dear departed. BTW, are we allowed to mention King Charles's desire to be reborn as a tampon up his Queen's snatch? You're probably best deleting that. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 3 minutes ago, Sleeping Warrior said: You're probably best deleting that. It's already on public record. Quote Charles: Oh, God. I’ll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier! Camilla [laughing]: What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? [Both laugh]. Oh, you’re going to come back as a pair of knickers. Charles: Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck! (Laughs) Camilla: You are a complete idiot! [Laughs] Oh, what a wonderful idea. Charles: My luck to be chucked down a lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going down. Camilla [laughing]: Oh darling! Charles: Until the next one comes through. Camilla: Oh, perhaps you could just come back as a box. Charles: What sort of box? Camilla: A box of Tampax, so you could just keep going. Charles: That’s true. Camilla: Repeating yourself … [laughing]. Oh, darling, oh I just want you now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 ^^^^ Sleepy Warlord will be rippin' the heid aff it whilst reading that....................... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Warrior Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 4 minutes ago, welshbairn said: It's already on public record. C'mon Kenneth, don't be silly. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 5 minutes ago, Sleeping Warrior said: C'mon Kenneth, don't be silly. Don't call me Kenneth, Arthur. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peil Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 3 hours ago, johnnydun said: Won't someone please think of the dead princess! but not while wanking 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 (edited) Never mind banning, @scottsdad should face a fucking firing squad for using the term "tadpole yoghurt" to describe man mayo. The worst thing outside the joke thread he's ever posted imo. Edited November 28, 2023 by velo army 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 Just now, velo army said: Never mind banning, @scottsdad should face a fucking firing squad for using the term "tadpole yoghurt" to describe man mayo. The worst thing outside the joked thread he's ever posted imo. Mods, please!!??! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 2 minutes ago, velo army said: man mayo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 5 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Mods, please!!??! Worse IMO! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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