Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 5 hours ago, tamthebam said: The one they wrote about Clyde: Craig Brown, girl, Tommy Ring, tra la la la Pretty sure Rasputin was written in honour of Craig Browns exploits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 8 hours ago, tamthebam said: The one they wrote about Clyde: Craig Brown, girl, Tommy Ring, tra la la la Followed up with: Hooray, hooray, it's Scott McTominay 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 Lip Balm stops paper cuts stinging 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 Pirates didn't all wear an eye patch due to missing an eyeball after a drunken brawl. A pair of eyes can have different light sensitivity, so would cover the eye that was weaker in the dark, when going down below decks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 8 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Followed up with: Hooray, hooray, it's Scott McTominay This needs to happen. 30 minutes ago, jagfox said: Pirates didn't all wear an eye patch due to missing an eyeball after a drunken brawl. A pair of eyes can have different light sensitivity, so would cover the eye that was weaker in the dark, when going down below decks. Imagine letting a pirate anywhere near that area. Their teeth were minging. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted December 4, 2023 Author Share Posted December 4, 2023 25 minutes ago, BFTD said: This needs to happen. Imagine letting a pirate anywhere near that area. Their teeth were minging. Why are pirates pirates? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 3 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: Why are pirates pirates? They just arrrrr? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 Why do pirates love opera? Because of the arias and high C's. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 I just found out you can block artists on spotify. Cheerio Julian Cope and Television Personalities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 (edited) Bin bags have unique markings on them such as variation marks and manufacturing marks, meaning individual bags can be linked back to individual rolls, and ultimately the place of purchase (and often time bought, with buyer visible if the till had CCTV). Basically, don't leave the body in a bin bag. Edited December 28, 2023 by Hedgecutter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 20 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Bin bags have unique markings on them such as variation marks and manufacturing marks, meaning individual bags can be linked back to individual rolls, and ultimately the place of purchase (and often time bought, with buyer visible if the till had CCTV). Basically, don't leave the body in a bin bag. Apropos of nothing, how long do bin bags take to degrade in a shallow hole? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 McDiarmid Park's floodlights were actually part of St Johnstone's old ground, hence a bit of Muirton Park lives on despite it being flattened for an ASDA. Also never knew that McDiarmid was the name of the farmer that gifted them the land for it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 (edited) TIL Bananas are berries & strawberries aren't. ETA: Also that Charles Dance is slightly taller than me. Edited January 11 by Venti 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Website addresses ending in .tv are simply those registered in Tuvalu; i.e. not some special web domain for television-related companies who collectively pay Tuvalu ~$7m every year in royalties (~$620 per head of population). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Whilst researching peanuts, because I’m that cool, I discovered that almonds and cashews are also not true nuts but are in fact drupes. There appears to be some debate about pecans. There’s got to be a joke in there: nuts; drupe etc. but I can’t be bothered. It’d be shit anyway 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 (edited) Whilst listening to Talksport radio today, the presenter passed a comment about a friend of his. He said that when his friend went for a dump in his own house, he would always strip naked before doing the said deed. Almost immediately the producer on the other side of the studio said he did the same thing. Then the co-presenter, ex football player Darren Bent said that he also stripped off when going to the toilet!! Never heard of this before. Anybody on here do the same? Edited January 16 by tinkerbelle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Website addresses ending in .tv are simply those registered in Tuvalu; i.e. not some special web domain for television-related companies who collectively pay Tuvalu ~$7m every year in royalties (~$620 per head of population). Similarly Anguila is cashing in big time, thanks to their .ai domain. 51 minutes ago, coprolite said: Whilst researching peanuts, because I’m that cool, I discovered that almonds and cashews are also not true nuts but are in fact drupes. There appears to be some debate about pecans. There’s got to be a joke in there: nuts; drupe etc. but I can’t be bothered. It’d be shit anyway The flesh which surrounds a cashew is toxic, and will temporarily paralyse your mouth if you try to consume it. Cashews are 82% of Guinea-Bissau's official exports, mainly headed to India. Their main export is of course cocaine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oscar P Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 The UK has more Ikea shops than Sweden. (Sweden is only the 7th highest in the world - Germany has the most) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian1 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 1 hour ago, tinkerbelle said: Whilst listening to Talksport radio today, the presenter passed a comment about a friend of his. He said that when his friend went for a dump in his own house, he would always strip naked before doing the said deed. Almost immediately the producer on the other side of the studio said he did the same thing. Then the co-presenter, ex football player Darren Bent said that he also stripped off when going to the toilet!! Never heard of this before. Anybody on here do the same? I will be 60 later this year. Everything was going fine but since the start of 2024 I have read on P&B of people wiping their arse sitting down and now you suggest I should be naked in preparation of the deed.....I am completely confused and whilst I suspect I have had circa 18,000 poops in my life there is now the dawning realisation that I am getting it all wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 45 minutes ago, Caledonian1 said: I will be 60 later this year. Everything was going fine but since the start of 2024 I have read on P&B of people wiping their arse sitting down and now you suggest I should be naked in preparation of the deed.....I am completely confused and whilst I suspect I have had circa 18,000 poops in my life there is now the dawning realisation that I am getting it all wrong. Why wouldn't you make use of open cheeks? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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