Mark Connolly Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 GWR is shut at Gartnavel due to flooding. Despite the fact that this bit of the road floods at the merest sight of a rain cloud, there is still never an attempt to do anything about it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Free pizza at Nobles Motown bar in Aberdeen... Fucking Hawaiian. Still ate it though...probably get beat 5-0 now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 That doesn't look cooked tbh. At least you'll be in the shitey while your team gets clah-hammered tae fùck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Free pizza at Nobles Motown bar in Aberdeen... 1451496792599.jpg Fucking Hawaiian. Still ate it though...probably get beat 5-0 now That looks fucking rank, like Throbber emptied his sock on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 (edited) I'm hungover and I missed my flight to Berlin this morning. Probably no use to you, but just noticed you can get a train from Glasgow Central at 5.40 tomorrow morning that gets into Berlin at 9pm. Probably costs a fortune though. Change in London, Brussels and Cologne. Edited December 30, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 People who wear the stupid plastic gloves at petrol stations. With a finite resource surely we don't need them? What is the point of them? I've never got petrol once on my hands after twenty years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 People who park so close to you in a car park that you physically can't open your door and have to climb in the passenger side. Hope you had a good few attempts at opening car door... fast 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Was at the pictures and saw an advert for Ribena. The slogan was "You can't get any more Ribenary", suggesting that Ribena is pronounced Ribenar. What have they done to our language? Agreed. I sawr a man drawring a carton of Ribenar and there was a flawr in the way he was pronouncing it to the way he was spelling it. There should be a lawr to prevent people needlessly adding an r to the end of certain words. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 *Ribena ardvert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man of Aran Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Trying to use a touch screen phone outside when it's raining. I'm a seething mess right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Probably no use to you, but just noticed you can get a train from Glasgow Central at 5.40 tomorrow morning that gets into Berlin at 9pm. Probably costs a fortune though. Change in London, Brussels and Cologne. Flying Edinburgh to Berlin at 7.30 tomorrow morning. £70 for the flight so not all bad. I've probably actually saved money by missing a days spending over there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Was at the pictures and saw an advert for Ribena. The slogan was "You can't get any more Ribenary", suggesting that Ribena is pronounced Ribenar. What have they done to our language? Ribena berries come from invergowrie #factattack 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Ribena berries come from invergowrie #factattack Plucked from the hairy arses of farmers no doubt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Flying Edinburgh to Berlin at 7.30 tomorrow morning. £70 for the flight so not all bad. I've probably actually saved money by missing a days spending over there. "Probably actually"? Get this c**t hung in the public square. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 "Probably actually"? Get this c**t hung in the public square. Do you mean 'hanged'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Ribenar's the berrrries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 It's worse when they do it and your sister pisses herself laughing and videos you climbing over on her phone...! Youtube link? No reason why we can't all piss ourselves laughing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Second Andy Goram Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 c***s 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Stop it. Don't you mean storp it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Youtube link? No reason why we can't all piss ourselves laughing. I knew somebody would ask, in the hope of a swatch at some impressive cleavage. I'd have put money on WeirdCal, though. How much nudity can you get away with on YouTube, BTW? Asking for a pal, of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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