Fae_the_'briggs Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 The way I am finding it increasingly impossible to complete a task I have started. Everything goes fine for a few minutes then for no explicable reason I 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 9 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: My hands now reek of coleslaw, jalapeno and turkey. As does your cock by now I'd expect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Scam. Quote The trial heard the safe in a dressing room had been left open so Ms Silverman could quietly collect her jewellery ahead of a flight that morning. Items stolen included a half-a-million-pound ring, earrings, watches and a diamond bracelet - all estimated to be worth £950,000 in total. The court heard as much as £830,000 worth of the valuables is still outstanding. Cowell's security guard Simon Williams admitted he must have been at the toilet at the time of the burglary, and firmly rejected suggestions it could have been "an inside job". http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/britain/burglar-jailed-for-eight-years-for-1m-raid-on-simon-cowells-london-home-35493906.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Cort's Hamstring Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Putting 2 slices of bread in the toaster, only to discover that you've only got enough butter for 1.5 slices. The whole day is a write-off at that point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 How Moscow is always snowy in films, never roasting like their summers. Eta: has any Russian character ever been played by a Russian? Robbie Coltrane to them must be like Robert Duval to us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 35 minutes ago, Carl Cort's Hamstring said: Putting 2 slices of bread in the toaster, only to discover that you've only got enough butter for 1.5 slices. The whole day is a write-off at that point. Anyone who can't learn butter management deserves no better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 I don't even know if this is petty, but this new fad of places serving food on wooden blocks. The hallmark hotel in Aberdeen serves everything on these monstrosities! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 6 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: I don't even know if this is petty, but this new fad of places serving food on wooden blocks. The hallmark hotel in Aberdeen serves everything on these monstrosities! The Cullen Skink is interesting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 I don't even know if this is petty, but this new fad of places serving food on wooden blocks. The hallmark hotel in Aberdeen serves everything on these monstrosities! Downturn, eh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 The way that nearly every female STV presenter speaks. Squeaky annoyingly cadence like they are talking to a baby. Squeaky mcpishflaps STV news glasgow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: Anyone who can't learn butter management deserves no better. Or deserves no butter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Telling the whole family that the last of whatever it is you are keeping for a midnight snack later was taken when you go to have it. Thought I had found a solution and hid the second last one and they still sniffed the damn thing out??? People who decide to try a bit of your meal while you are eating in public!, no fucking manners at all. If they wanted a bit I'd gladly throw it at them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 1 minute ago, hellbhoy said: Telling the whole family that the last of whatever it is you are keeping for a midnight snack later was taken when you go to have it. Thought I had found a solution and hid the second last one and they still sniffed the damn thing out??? People who decide to try a bit of your meal while you are eating in public!, no fucking manners at all. If they wanted a bit I'd gladly throw it at them. I once found a fly embedded into a bar of chocolate I'd bought and put it aside to return with a "give me loads of chocolate or I'll go to the press" letter. When I went to get it later to do this it was a much smaller bar. Everyone in the house admitted to just stealing one square. Whoever it was that got the fly obviously didn't notice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 The way that nearly every female STV presenter speaks. Squeaky annoyingly cadence like they are talking to a baby. Squeaky mcpishflaps STV news glasgow Another annoyance of mine is the 103 (HD) version being STV Glasgow regardless of where you live in Scotland. Thankfully I can simply change to 3 for North Tonight's Andrea Brymer instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Just now, th1stleandr0se said: I once found a fly embedded into a bar of chocolate I'd bought and put it aside to return with a "give me loads of chocolate or I'll go to the press" letter. When I went to get it later to do this it was a much smaller bar. Everyone in the house admitted to just stealing one square. Whoever it was that got the fly obviously didn't notice. Obviously wanted a fly bit of chocolate hoping no one noticed. I buy myself treats and store them aside and buy the others their own treats but they always want the shit I bought for some reason? Even though they say they don't like it much? WTF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 9 hours ago, th1stleandr0se said: I once found a fly embedded into a bar of chocolate I'd bought and put it aside to return with a "give me loads of chocolate or I'll go to the press" letter. When I went to get it later to do this it was a much smaller bar. Everyone in the house admitted to just stealing one square. Whoever it was that got the fly obviously didn't notice. TBF chocolate comes with just about any damn filling these days. They maybe thought it was supposed to be there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 9 hours ago, Fae_the_'briggs said: Or deserves no butter. Spread the word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Spread the word. I can't believe this isn't better 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Swarley said: I can't believe this isn't better Don't you mean can't believe it's not better. I've got a dyslexic headache, a margarine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 11 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: North Tonight's Andrea Brymer. Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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