Honest_Man#1 Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 People showing up to things really early. Having a barbecue at the house and first people show up 45 mins before the agreed time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 2 hours ago, Ned Nederlander said: Forget the detail, not that you'll be able to work it out anywho, but I've attached an example of what passes for standard social media posting in this country. I actually think it might be a positive message of some sort but it fucking bothers me that someone who went through the same education system as me ends up posting a mixed up jumble of words and letters without any sort of apology for the mental gymnastics required to work out what the f'ck it is they're actually trying to say Mind you - the replies are full of folk who know exactly what he's saying so maybe I'm the fucking dafty I have brain cancer now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 6 hours ago, Ned Nederlander said: Have no idea what this says but I think we have found the p***k that sends me emails pretending to be my bank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 46 minutes ago, HenryHill said: Have no idea what this says but I think we have found the p***k that sends me emails pretending to be my bank. Dearest customer. No you’ve not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 (edited) 7 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: People showing up to things really early. Having a barbecue at the house and first people show up 45 mins before the agreed time. That's what you get for inviting my dad to your BBQ. PS 45 mins early is actually late for him. If he's visiting, I usually tell him an arrival time that an hour later than we want him to arrive, that way he's usually pretty much on time. Edited July 10, 2021 by Boghead ranter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 2 hours ago, Snafu said: I do like Pure DAB radios and they have abandoned a few years ago what my gripe is. It was the thing about 10 years ago to cover gadgets in a rubber coating and who ever thought that up should be fired at the moon as after only a couple of years it starts to degrade and become a sticky mess that picks up dust. I have a Pure DAB One Flow which I'm going to attempt to clean all this gunk off using white spirits.. Anyone have other ideas how to clean this off? I think this rubber coating was also used on the interiors of some cars and items like computer keyboards and mice. Pretty sure I have old PS3 controllers somewhere that have a similar problem with the joysticks. Kitchen towel usually takes that off, although with them it's easier to grip and rub them to get everything off. Either way I would try that before white spirit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Diego De la Vega Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 The Forum generally goes down for a little while between 0415 & 0445hrs (503 error or such like) just in my last hour of shift 4 hours of dedicated reading and then nada! furiously refreshing page until order is restored 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Don Diego De la Vega said: The Forum generally goes down for a little while between 0415 & 0445hrs (503 error or such like) just in my last hour of shift 4 hours of dedicated reading and then nada! furiously refreshing page until order is restored Div wakes up each morning at 0415 from a recurring vivid nightmare about Morton pumping St Mirren. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 11 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: a similar problem with the joysticks. Kitchen towel usually takes that off, although with them it's easier to grip and rub them to get everything off. Either way I would try that before white spirit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Our fridge freezer decides to pack up in the warmest month of the year rather than in, say, December. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Ordering a takeaway and the juice is off the shelf rather than out the fridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Ordering a takeaway and the juice is off the shelf rather than out the fridge. See also, fridged juice being put in with hot food. Fannies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 I'm expecting a delivery, unfortunately it's from Hermes. The tracker they offer has 5 steps. We're expecting it. We've got it. It's on it's way. Out for delivery. Delivered. What's the fucking difference between 3 and 4? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 Option 4 is grammatically correct? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 24 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: I'm expecting a delivery, unfortunately it's from Hermes. The tracker they offer has 5 steps. We're expecting it. We've got it. It's on it's way. Out for delivery. Delivered. What's the fucking difference between 3 and 4? 3 is on the way from their sorting centre to the local depot and 4 is out from the depot to your house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 Just now, Rugster said: 3 is on the way from their sorting centre to the local depot and 4 is out from the depot to your house. Shite. 3 is the magic number. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 15 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Ordering a takeaway and the juice is off the shelf rather than out the fridge. It’s not a service I use any more, being a holier-than-thou auld tosser, but a pizza place in Dunfermline would go to the shop to pick up cold drinks and ciggies whilst en-route. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 That bit of tape that closes a loaf of bread, when the ends are perfectly aligned. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 8 hours ago, coprolite said: That bit of tape that closes a loaf of bread, when the ends are perfectly aligned. You just pull it apart from the looped end, m9. Need one of us to drop by, or can you wait for your toast soldiers 'til the morning? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 It’s not a service I use any more, being a holier-than-thou auld tosser, but a pizza place in Dunfermline would go to the shop to pick up cold drinks and ciggies whilst en-route. I've been at parties where people have phoned taxi companies asking if they would go and buy cigs and juice, no pizza and no passengers, just effectively a personal shopper, surprisingly, it was usually agreed to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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