GordonD Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 7 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I like when new products shit all over the older version of the same product that they previously told us was the best thing ever. "New and Improved Werther's Original". Can't be both. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 16 minutes ago, GordonD said: "New and Improved Werther's Original". Can't be both. They just change the flavour. The original active ingredient formulation of rohypnol and amyl nitrate is unaltered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 3 minutes ago, coprolite said: They just change the flavour. The original active ingredient formulation of rohypnol and amyl nitrate is unaltered. Like his grandad you know that he's had Animal nitrate in mind Oh in your nursing home he jumped on your bones Now you're taking it time after time 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 3 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: I like when new products shit all over the older version of the same product that they previously told us was the best thing ever. Car design updates. If they'd just given it a bit more thought at the time and not introduced the last model, they wouldn't have needed to update it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 On 27/07/2021 at 21:13, Mark Connolly said: I really detest the use of the word "brief" when referring to match tickets How did that originate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 22 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: How did that originate? It’s a short story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 4 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: I like when new products shit all over the older version of the same product that they previously told us was the best thing ever. Bit ironic coming from a Rangers Sevco fan. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 On 27/07/2021 at 21:13, Mark Connolly said: I really detest the use of the word "brief" when referring to match tickets Season book bugs me too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 27 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Season book bugs me too. Not as much as the "brief" nonsense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 6 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: Like his grandad you know that he's had Animal nitrate in mind Oh in your nursing home he jumped on your bones Now you're taking it time after time I'd ask what turns you on but really it's probably best I don't know 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 2 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: I'd ask what turns you on but really it's probably best I don't know Fashion Sakala 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 A brief is clearly the term you use for a pricey motor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 15 hours ago, Arabdownunder said: I worked in a local cinema back in the late 70s. Filthiest behaviour I remember was some bloke engaging in an act of self pleasure. Some folk were traumatised by Watership Down while others.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Why do people pronounce lieutenant as Loo Tenant ?It's fecking Left Tenant.It even means to walk to the left of a senior officer ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Why do people pronounce lieutenant as Loo Tenant ?It's fecking Left Tenant.It even means to walk to the left of a senior officer ffs.Means place holder, Shirley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, superbigal said: Why do people pronounce lieutenant as Loo Tenant ? It's fecking Left Tenant. It even means to walk to the left of a senior officer ffs. American isn't it? It is also spelled loo-tenant so that probably doesn't help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 (edited) 11 hours ago, TheScarf said: A brief is clearly the term you use for a pricey motor. I hate the Cinch adverts on the radio at the moment. "That'll be my lemon-pepper chicken" "No, that'll be my tasty motah" If I ever hear anyone referring to a car as a "motor", or far worse a "tasty motor", I will wish significant ill on them. Edited July 30, 2021 by milton75 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 18 minutes ago, milton75 said: I hate the Cinch adverts on the radio at the moment. "That'll be my lemon-pepper chicken" "No, that'll be my tasty motah" If I ever hear anyone referring to a car as a "motor", or far worse a "tasty motor", I will wish significant ill on them. That's no way to speak about Scottish football's brand ambassador. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 People who seek out the cheapest thing of its type available, then complain when it doesn't have the service/features/performance of the best in class.You wouldn't buy a Ford Fiesta then complain that it doesn't do 0-60 like a Lambourghini, so why book something no-frills then complain about the lack of frills? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 1 minute ago, DiegoDiego said: People who seek out the cheapest thing of its type available, then complain when it doesn't have the service/features/performance of the best in class. You wouldn't buy a Ford Fiesta then complain that it doesn't do 0-60 like a Lambourghini, so why book something no-frills then complain about the lack of frills? My mum does that. 'Aww this laptop is shite'. Well yes, it costs £200. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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