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7 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

I like when new products shit all over the older version of the same product that they previously told us was the best thing ever.

 

"New and Improved Werther's Original". Can't be both.

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3 minutes ago, coprolite said:

They just change the flavour. The original  active ingredient formulation of rohypnol and amyl nitrate is unaltered. 

Like his grandad you know that he's had
Animal nitrate in mind
Oh in your nursing home he jumped on your bones
Now you're taking it time after time

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3 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said:

I like when new products shit all over the older version of the same product that they previously told us was the best thing ever.

 

Car design updates. If they'd just given it a bit more thought at the time and not introduced the last model,  they wouldn't have needed to update it.

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4 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said:

I like when new products shit all over the older version of the same product that they previously told us was the best thing ever.

 

Bit ironic coming from a Rangers Sevco fan.

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6 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said:

Like his grandad you know that he's had
Animal nitrate in mind
Oh in your nursing home he jumped on your bones
Now you're taking it time after time

I'd ask what turns you on but really it's probably best I don't know 

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15 hours ago, Arabdownunder said:

I worked in a local cinema back in the late 70s. 

Filthiest behaviour I remember was some bloke engaging in an act of self pleasure.

Some folk were traumatised by Watership Down while others....

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5 minutes ago, superbigal said:

Why do people pronounce lieutenant as Loo Tenant ?
It's fecking Left Tenant.
It even means to walk to the left of a senior officer ffs.

American isn't it? 

It is also spelled loo-tenant so that probably doesn't help. 

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11 hours ago, TheScarf said:

A brief is clearly the term you use for a pricey motor.

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I hate the Cinch adverts on the radio at the moment.

"That'll be my lemon-pepper chicken"

"No, that'll be my tasty motah"
 

If I ever hear anyone referring to a car as a "motor", or far worse a "tasty motor", I will wish significant ill on them.

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18 minutes ago, milton75 said:

I hate the Cinch adverts on the radio at the moment.

"That'll be my lemon-pepper chicken"

"No, that'll be my tasty motah"
 

If I ever hear anyone referring to a car as a "motor", or far worse a "tasty motor", I will wish significant ill on them.

That's no way to speak about Scottish football's brand ambassador.

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People who seek out the cheapest thing of its type available, then complain when it doesn't have the service/features/performance of the best in class.

You wouldn't buy a Ford Fiesta then complain that it doesn't do 0-60 like a Lambourghini, so why book something no-frills then complain about the lack of frills?

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1 minute ago, DiegoDiego said:

People who seek out the cheapest thing of its type available, then complain when it doesn't have the service/features/performance of the best in class.

You wouldn't buy a Ford Fiesta then complain that it doesn't do 0-60 like a Lambourghini, so why book something no-frills then complain about the lack of frills?

My mum does that.

'Aww this laptop is shite'.  Well yes, it costs £200.

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