Newbornbairn Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 13 hours ago, scottsdad said: First day of holiday and my back is killing me. Started last night and I couldn't sleep. No idea what I have done. You've hurt your back. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: F*** off. Eta: also, doors saying 'automatic door' that don't open automatically. Just encountered yet another of those (and no, there was no big button). What about that sign that says "This door is alarmed" They always look perfectly calm to me. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, tamthebam said: What about that sign that says "This door is alarmed" They always look perfectly calm to me. I got away with not decorating for years by pointing out the script on cans of paint that said 'do not stir' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InkManShuggy Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 (edited) Folk who from now until the spring equinoxe say how it is lighter in the evenings then vice versa as if this is some sort of first. Single Duvet sets (I have a single duvet to chuck on my bed if it is chilly) that only have one pillowcase. Who only has one pillow? Private taxi drivers who insist on being given a postcode. Taxi drivers are essential and put in incredible hours but piss off; you google it especially when it is demanded. Edited December 23, 2021 by InkManShuggy Spelling. Sorry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 ^^^ People's Friend pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 14 minutes ago, InkManShuggy said: Single Duvet sets (I have a single duvet to chuck on my bed if it is chilly) ^^^Inuit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Who only has one pillow?People who buy a decent pillow first time around.It's like all these cushions people sprinkle over their sofas. Just buy a decent sofa to begin with and you wouldn't need to spend extra money on cushions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said: People who buy a decent pillow first time around. It's like all these cushions people sprinkle over their sofas. Just buy a decent sofa to begin with and you wouldn't need to spend extra money on cushions. Have you met a woman? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Have you met a woman?Only from afar.Today's PTTGOMN is coming back from holiday to find my presents with my name on under the flat Christmas tree. So now I've got to head out after work and get them something suitably shite so I don't seem even more of a p***k than I actually am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Only from afar. Today's PTTGOMN is coming back from holiday to find my presents with my name on under the flat Christmas tree. So now I've got to head out after work and get them something suitably shite so I don't seem even more of a p***k than I actually am. Get some personalised cushions. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 13 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Only from afar. Today's PTTGOMN is coming back from holiday to find my presents with my name on under the flat Christmas tree. So now I've got to head out after work and get them something suitably shite so I don't seem even more of a p***k than I actually am. A blow-up Christmas tree? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 People who still try to buy alcohol before 10am. Yes we can argue at 6am about why this law was put in place many years ago as much as you like.... yer still no getting 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 26 minutes ago, Robin.Hood said: People who still try to buy alcohol before 10am. Yes we can argue at 6am about why this law was put in place many years ago as much as you like.... yer still no getting We like going for our food shopping early in the day; the 10 a.m. rule is a pain in the arse. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: We like going for our food shopping early in the day; the 10 a.m. rule is a pain in the arse. This is fine. However it is the law and has been for sometime. People seem to think because its the festive season the law has changed. And this is with barriers in the way also. It's a fun time of year tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Robin.Hood said: This is fine. However it is the law and has been for sometime. People seem to think because its the festive season the law has changed. And this is with barriers in the way also. It's a fun time of year tbh I fully accept this and know it’s been the law for some time. I feel a bit sorry for folk like you that have to deal with folk who don’t know or are unwilling to accept this. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 2 hours ago, Robin.Hood said: People who still try to buy alcohol before 10am. Yes we can argue at 6am about why this law was put in place many years ago as much as you like.... yer still no getting Are you allowed to chastise these middens along the lines of "Get to f*ck you poxy, jakey c*nt"....? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 37 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Are you allowed to chastise these middens along the lines of "Get to f*ck you poxy, jakey c*nt"....? That would be unkind, just direct them to rona hand cleanser instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 17 minutes ago, welshbairn said: That would be unkind, just direct them to rona hand cleanser instead. Usually that is empty tbh. And then we start again . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InkManShuggy Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 16 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: ^^^Inuit You have chosen to appropriate inappropriate cultural appropriation against me. I am therefore appropriating offence on behalf of this forums Innuit community (PaBIC). Good point though albeit I only really feel the chill when my blood sugars are playing up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 6 hours ago, Robin.Hood said: People who still try to buy alcohol before 10am. Yes we can argue at 6am about why this law was put in place many years ago as much as you like.... yer still no getting I raise you: "well it's 21:59 oan ma watch!" at the opposite end of the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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