Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

[Melanius Mullarkey]

40 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

You should have bought it from ACME.

They would have just left it precariously placed on a cliff edge over the M8.

[Andy Dufresne]

3 hours ago, Newbornbairn said:

UPS have lost my parcel. How the f**k do you lose a 132lb anvil?

We can lose anything

[Newbornbairn]

24 minutes ago, Andy Dufresne said:

We can lose anything

I "liked" that but, you know...

[Andy Dufresne]

12 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said:

I "liked" that but, you know...

In fairness the FK postcode is covered by subby's  and not UPS drivers, i can give you a number to call that can help you.

[tamthebam]

1 hour ago, Andy Dufresne said:

In fairness the FK postcode is covered by subby's  and not UPS drivers, i can give you a number to call that can help you.

So what you're saying is that the FK UPS are not down to you.

[johnnydun]

2 hours ago, Andy Dufresne said:

We can lose anything

So you're saying there's hope for @virginton?

[coprolite]

7 hours ago, Newbornbairn said:

UPS have lost my parcel. How the f**k do you lose a 132lb anvil?

Dropping it in the sea should do it

[Left Back]

I wanted to watch Ted II straight after Ted.  Mrs. B said one was enough and her dad might want to watch something else.

They’re watching white house fucking down.  It was 40 minutes in when they switched it on.

[Soapy FFC]

7 minutes ago, Left Back said:

I wanted to watch Ted II straight after Ted.  Mrs. B said one was enough and her dad might want to watch something else.

They’re watching white house fucking down.  It was 40 minutes in when they switched it on.

Could be worse, could have been Call the Midwife, then Eastenders

[Soapy FFC]

13 minutes ago, Soapy FFC said:

Could be worse, could have been Call the Midwife, then Eastenders

Scrub that, it could be worse. Mrs Brown's Boys

[Boghead ranter]

1 hour ago, Soapy FFC said:

Scrub that, it could be worse. Mrs Brown's Boys

And can be no worse than that.

[peasy23]

Scrub that, it could be worse. Mrs Brown's Boys

[Hedgecutter]

The noise of somebody rummaging around a poly bag, especially in the dark, whilst you're lying in bed.

[Bairnardo]

And can be no worse than that.

Miranda.

[Shandon Par]

On 24/12/2021 at 18:59, Newbornbairn said:

UPS have lost my parcel. How the f**k do you lose a 132lb anvil?

If you washed your socks after use, with the money saved you could have chartered a helicopter to collect it and drop it off at your house.

[throbber]

Games getting cancelled left right and centre because a few players are catching the cold. Pathetic and very difficult to bet on.

[GordonD]

1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said:

The noise of somebody rummaging around a poly bag, especially in the dark, whilst you're lying in bed.

Especially if you live alone.

[red23]

people who want to watch TV on xmas day, sad existence. 

[velo army]

2 hours ago, red23 said:

people who want to watch TV on xmas day, sad existence. 

For some of us it represents an ideal opportunity to get my da to stop talking about indy/anti-christian persecution/wokeness or an overly detailed trip to a bakers he had once and what he had (after conferring with my mum to confirm details as I prepare to stab myself through the eye) and fall the f**k asleep for a bit.

Bliss.

 

 

[scottsdad]

6 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

The noise of somebody rummaging around a poly bag, especially in the dark, whilst you're lying in bed.

Years ago I had this. I thought it was one of the kids sleepwalking (my daughter does this regularly). Switched on the light and there was a mouse running about on my bedroom floor. 

A week later I had poisoned him and all his friends and family, so a happy ending at least.