Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 Why is @philpy not being consulted on this parking matter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 30 minutes ago, TxRover said: If it’s a permitted space, in the U.S. you would be entitled to tow it if the lot is properly marked. I’d be surprised if there isn’t some similar provision in force there, but probably not really publicized. I’d ask the factor about it. Edit: What type of vehicle is it? It’s a BMW (shock horror). I checked, you can’t get it towed, or clamped. In fact apparently you get done for stealing it if you do. I’ll leave it till tomorrow as there is a good chance if it’s owner is here for a long weekend type thing then they might be away by tomorrow. If not then I’ll speak to my landlord about the parking ticket option. And the slashing tyres/keying “f**k off c**t” into the paintwork. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 10 minutes ago, Jambomo said: It’s a BMW (shock horror). I checked, you can’t get it towed, or clamped. In fact apparently you get done for stealing it if you do. I’ll leave it till tomorrow as there is a good chance if it’s owner is here for a long weekend type thing then they might be away by tomorrow. If not then I’ll speak to my landlord about the parking ticket option. And the slashing tyres/keying “f**k off c**t” into the paintwork. Nah, no need to slash/key. Just move some heavy/sharp items out across the lot, walking carelessly by the BMW with them…plausible deniability. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 19 minutes ago, Jambomo said: It’s a BMW (shock horror). I checked, you can’t get it towed, or clamped. In fact apparently you get done for stealing it if you do. I’ll leave it till tomorrow as there is a good chance if it’s owner is here for a long weekend type thing then they might be away by tomorrow. If not then I’ll speak to my landlord about the parking ticket option. And the slashing tyres/keying “f**k off c**t” into the paintwork. I presume theres to many houses to ask who’s it is , you could try ur immediate neighbours as they might have said to a visitor to park in it if they have noticed you don’t drive or have a car in there normally, , controversial but you could give it a little bump with ur hands/arse to see if it sets an alarm off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 On 20/01/2023 at 13:52, The_Kincardine said: People you meet in the course of a day - whom you may well never see again - who finish the conversation with, "See you later" deserve a kick in the pie. I say this. I also greet people with "y'awright?". It doesn't mean I want to know every detail of their current situation. It's just a pleasant greeting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 2 hours ago, 10menwent2mow said: When buying jeans there appears to be a million different styles of slim, skinny and super skinny but about 2 for just actual normal jeans. How many types of normal do you need ? Really normal , super normal , mega normal .... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 1 minute ago, 19QOS19 said: I say this. I also greet people with "y'awright?". It doesn't mean I want to know every detail of their current situation. It's just a pleasant greeting. Aye, like "How do you do?" or "au revoir", "hasta luego" etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 Football commentators discussing their fantasy league teams when they're supposed to be describing a live match. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10menwent2mow Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 14 minutes ago, JamesP_81 said: How many types of normal do you need ? Really normal , super normal , mega normal .... No I mean as in colours and styles, there's about 25 for each of the skinny types but about 2 or 3 for normal ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 8 hours ago, Jambomo said: We have a car park at the back of the house and we each have a parking space. Some random c**t has parked in mine and has been there for 4 days now. I don’t usually care if people park in it because I don’t need it myself, but my friend is visiting in a few days and I am going to need to use it now. Never expected @philpy having an alias 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Why is @philpy not being consulted on this parking matter? I'll park my boot up your arse. Ya baldy mushroom eating c**t 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 Sat in an orthodontist waiting room near a Mother and teenager combo. They both have runny noses but can't be arsed blowing them so are just sniffing and snorting constantly. Teen daughter is also watching tik tok at a reasonable volume so i can hear shite speeded up chipmunk sounding vocals. Sadly, i don't think orthodontics can easily go fatally wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 @Jambomo I'm bored... Any update on park-wars? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 16 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: @Jambomo I'm bored... Any update on park-wars? Gone! Must have went last night. Hopefully put them off ever returning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 When I go to answer my door and it turns out the ring was on TV. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 9 minutes ago, GordonD said: When I go to answer my door and it turns out the ring was on TV. Surely preferable to when you go to your door and theres somecunt there wanting something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 18 minutes ago, GordonD said: When I go to answer my door and it turns out the ring was on TV. Avoid the inconvenience and save money by taking the batteries out the doorbell and just get up to check the front door every 5 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 That latest cover of "Your Love Keeps Lifting me Higher" is horrendous. How to ruin an absolute belter of a song. Jackie Wilson must be turning in his grave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 I went down something of a TTF/Q-Tex rabbit hole on youTube at the weekend and I can now happily contribute modern gig attendees to this thread. Compare TTF at the Metro in Saltcoats in the 90s (packed to the rafters, everyone clearly off their tits on various class As and having a brilliant time) to TTF at the 02 in 2016 (hundreds of absolute fannies just filming it on their phones). Absolutely fucking shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 Idiots that don't put their bank details or even worse, incorrect bank details on their own invoices. American companies in particular. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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