Melanius Mullarkey Posted Friday at 11:25 Share Posted Friday at 11:25 THey say time flies like and arrow. And fruit flies like a banana. Well the little c***s have found an old one in a plastic bag in the office. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted Friday at 11:54 Share Posted Friday at 11:54 28 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: THey say time flies like and arrow. And fruit flies like a banana. Well the little c***s have found an old one in a plastic bag in the office. saucer of water. add a drop of washing up liquid (to break surface tension) and cider vinegar (to make the little bugs think it's rotting fruit) and they'll happily (or not) drown. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted Friday at 12:14 Share Posted Friday at 12:14 19 minutes ago, tamthebam said: saucer of water. add a drop of washing up liquid (to break surface tension) and cider vinegar (to make the little bugs think it's rotting fruit) and they'll happily (or not) drown. I’m picking them off with a tin of this I found in the cleaners cupboard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted Friday at 13:24 Share Posted Friday at 13:24 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: THey say time flies like and arrow. And fruit flies like a banana. Well the little c***s have found an old one in a plastic bag in the office. The small, blue light equipped, plug-in flying insect traps work quite well…and probably torture the wee c**ts. Wish I was dealing with just fruit flies, but the seasonal experience of waking to a 6-8 cm “water bug” (Oriental cockroach) dead on the floor from the pest control has begun again. Satisfying the bas***ds are dead, but even the cat won’t touch them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted Friday at 14:17 Share Posted Friday at 14:17 Fruit flies are horrible wee f**kers. Years ago I went on holiday for a week and had left a banana skin in the bin. You can imagine what I came home too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted Friday at 14:37 Share Posted Friday at 14:37 19 minutes ago, Rugster said: Fruit flies are horrible wee f**kers. Years ago I went on holiday for a week and had left a banana skin in the bin. You can imagine what I came home too. Was it fruit flies? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted Friday at 14:39 Share Posted Friday at 14:39 1 minute ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Was it fruit flies? Was it a decaying banana skin ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted Friday at 15:42 Share Posted Friday at 15:42 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Was it fruit flies? Time flies 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted Friday at 16:21 Share Posted Friday at 16:21 The wife has suggested fajitas for tea as "we already have fajita seasoning and jalapeños" which means I simply need to pop to Tesco to buy peppers, onions, wraps, salsa, gucamole, sour cream, cheese, chicken, tortilla chips and probably the makings of margaritas too. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted Friday at 16:42 Share Posted Friday at 16:42 19 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: The wife has suggested fajitas for tea as "we already have fajita seasoning and jalapeños" which means I simply need to pop to Tesco to buy peppers, onions, wraps, salsa, gucamole, sour cream, cheese, chicken, tortilla chips and probably the makings of margaritas too. "fajita seasoning" - just do it from scratch, marinade the chicken in oil, chilli powder, lemon juice and ketchup. Piece of piss. Do the chicken then the peppers and onions in the remaining juice. I have an epic guacamole recipe too......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted Friday at 17:32 Share Posted Friday at 17:32 1 hour ago, invergowrie arab said: The wife has suggested fajitas for tea as "we already have fajita seasoning and jalapeños" which means I simply need to pop to Tesco to buy peppers, onions, wraps, salsa, gucamole, sour cream, cheese, chicken, tortilla chips and probably the makings of margaritas too. Aye but yer getting Fajitas for dinner. Stop moaning 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hard Graft Posted Friday at 17:33 Share Posted Friday at 17:33 Was in Falkirk today and noticed that they have opened a Rangers Shop. Can only be a matter of time before the other cheek gets one opened as well. If I was a Falkirk fan I would be raging but probably the Council are happy they have got tenants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted Friday at 17:46 Share Posted Friday at 17:46 12 minutes ago, Hard Graft said: Was in Falkirk today and noticed that they have opened a Rangers Shop. Can only be a matter of time before the other cheek gets one opened as well. If I was a Falkirk fan I would be raging but probably the Council are happy they have got tenants. Maybe if Falkirk had a professional football team in the town this sort of thing wouldn't happen 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted Friday at 18:08 Share Posted Friday at 18:08 21 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: Maybe if Falkirk had a professional football team in the town this sort of thing wouldn't happen Just trying to remember the score the last time we played you… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted Friday at 21:56 Share Posted Friday at 21:56 4 hours ago, invergowrie arab said: Maybe if Falkirk had a professional football team in the town this sort of thing wouldn't happen Bring the Shire back from their Grangemouth exile. Scottish football needs a strong East Stirlingshire 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordfishtrombone Posted Friday at 22:00 Share Posted Friday at 22:00 4 hours ago, Hard Graft said: Was in Falkirk today and noticed that they have opened a Rangers Shop. Can only be a matter of time before the other cheek gets one opened as well. If I was a Falkirk fan I would be raging but probably the Council are happy they have got tenants. Just the latest charity shop in Falkirk High Street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted Friday at 22:10 Share Posted Friday at 22:10 4 hours ago, Hard Graft said: Was in Falkirk today and noticed that they have opened a Rangers Shop. Can only be a matter of time before the other cheek gets one opened as well. If I was a Falkirk fan I would be raging but probably the Council are happy they have got tenants. Depressingly, Falkirk FC had a shop in the town centre themselves until a few years back. Stirling has had shops for both cheeks in the Thistle Centre over the years. The only reason Alloa doesn't have one will be because the town isn't considered big enough yet. Wish they'd hurry up and officially merge. The arguments over the shade of turquoise being too blue/green would be amusing (initially). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted yesterday at 05:45 Share Posted yesterday at 05:45 13 hours ago, Leith Green said: "fajita seasoning" - just do it from scratch, marinade the chicken in oil, chilli powder, lemon juice and ketchup. Piece of piss. Do the chicken then the peppers and onions in the remaining juice. I have an epic guacamole recipe too......... One or two tablespoons? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted yesterday at 06:56 Share Posted yesterday at 06:56 People who link to news articles that require a subscription or to register your details with them before you can read it. The Inverness fans are particularly bad for it, linking the Teuchtar Press that nobody south of Fort William has heard of. Just copy and paste the article if you read such things and want to share them. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted yesterday at 09:51 Share Posted yesterday at 09:51 2 hours ago, The Moonster said: People who link to news articles that require a subscription or to register your details with them before you can read it. The Inverness fans are particularly bad for it, linking the Teuchtar Press that nobody south of Fort William has heard of. Just copy and paste the article if you read such things and want to share them. You can get round it by using the reader on iPhone, I don’t have a subscription/registered my details for any of the nonsense papers but can still read the articles 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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