The Moonster Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 On 16/11/2019 at 17:11, GordonD said: Whoever is responsible for the macros that produce the live text match reports on the BBC website deserves a good kicking. Whenever a penalty is awarded it's described like this: Penalty Edinburgh City. Blair Henderson draws a foul in the penalty area. Who the hell uses a phrase like "draws a foul"? Makes sense to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 People putting Christmas decorations up already. More of the aforementioned 'look at me' behaviour. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 People putting Christmas decorations up already. More of the aforementioned 'look at me' behaviour.Mentioned to the girlfriend the other night we need to figure out how we’re rearranging the room for the tree going up. She seemed to take that as the tree was going up at that exact moment. Thankfully my tree is hidden in my mums attic, following last years antics where she put it up just after bonfire night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 1 hour ago, die hard doonhamer said: People putting Christmas decorations up already. More of the aforementioned 'look at me' behaviour. Especially those with kids. Why would you want your children hyper for longer than necessary? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 22 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Especially those with kids. Why would you want your children hyper for longer than necessary? Couple days before Xmas and down on Boxing Day. I can’t be arsed with them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 (edited) Posted on Facebook (not by me): I don't normally post much on Facebook and rarely ask for help. But my gorgeous dog has just had to have a pacemaker fitted and I'm really struggling to fund the £5,000 it is likely to cost, as her insurance won't cover it. We would really appreciate it if you could share her fundraiser as widely as possible, and if anyone was able to donate, we will love and appreciate you forever. Now, I love dugs, but... f**k right off. Edited November 18, 2019 by paranoid android 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Posted on Facebook (not by me): I don't normally post much on Facebook and rarely ask for help. But my gorgeous dog has just had to have a pacemaker fitted and I'm really struggling to fund the £5,000 it is likely to cost, as her insurance won't cover it. We would really appreciate it if you could share her fundraiser as widely as possible, and if anyone was able to donate, we will love and appreciate you forever. Now, I love dugs, but... f**k right off.Aye get that to f**k. "Insurance won't cover it" code for 'We didn't take out insurance for our beloved dog and need strangers to help pay for the treatment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 21 minutes ago, paranoid android said: Posted on Facebook (not by me): I don't normally post much on Facebook and rarely ask for help. But my gorgeous dog has just had to have a pacemaker fitted and I'm really struggling to fund the £5,000 it is likely to cost, as her insurance won't cover it. We would really appreciate it if you could share her fundraiser as widely as possible, and if anyone was able to donate, we will love and appreciate you forever. Now, I love dugs, but... f**k right off. Give her half a slab to fűck it over the head with. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Give her half a slab to fűck it over the head with.You monster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 7 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Give her half a slab to fűck it over the head with. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 People putting Christmas decorations up already. More of the aforementioned 'look at me' behaviour.It's completely counter productive if these c***s think that they love Christmas and everything that surrounds it. All it does is piss people off and make them more scroogey. I genuinely like Christmas but it can f**k right off until December 1st at the earliest. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Give her half a slab to fűck it over the head with.Oh, sargey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 1 hour ago, paranoid android said: Posted on Facebook (not by me): I don't normally post much on Facebook and rarely ask for help. But my gorgeous dog has just had to have a pacemaker fitted and I'm really struggling to fund the £5,000 it is likely to cost, as her insurance won't cover it. We would really appreciate it if you could share her fundraiser as widely as possible, and if anyone was able to donate, we will love and appreciate you forever. Now, I love dugs, but... f**k right off. @SlipperyP 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 16 minutes ago, pandarilla said: It's completely counter productive if these c***s think that they love Christmas and everything that surrounds it. All it does is piss people off and make them more scroogey. I genuinely like Christmas but it can f**k right off until December 1st at the earliest. Full agreement. People have accused me of hating Christmas when I really don't. I'm just not ready to start celebrating in October and by mid-December, I'm sick to death of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Especially those with kids. Why would you want your children hyper for longer than necessary?My wife is awful for this. About a week and a half ago, it think it was, there was a tiny covering of snow in the morning when we woke up. Our 4 year old had looked out the window in a room and spotted it. He darts out of the room races down the starts shouting that it’s Christmas and he was fully expecting presents to be under the non existent Christmas Tree.It was quite funny to see and hear but it’s also pissing me off so much as she has gotten him to be buzzing for Christmas and 2 months in advance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Computer related workflow videos on YouTube that begin with the guy waving the cursor about for 10 secs as he hunts for the icon to kick the workflow off with. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Glory hunters.I've spoken to a few folk today who say they don't watch Italy because they aren't very good. They just won their eleventh match on the trot thanks to their biggest win since Mussolini was still warm. How much better do you want them to be? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 20 hours ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Especially those with kids. Why would you want your children hyper for longer than necessary? 20 hours ago, RH33 said: Couple days before Xmas and down on Boxing Day. I can’t be arsed with them Are you talking about your children or the tree? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 On 18/11/2019 at 12:29, BigFatTabbyDave said: They make them smaller than they used to, I swear. That, and the cardboard is thinner now, so it doesn't hold together as well. ... This is real nursing home chat, isn't it? "Would you like a rug over your knees Mr Dave?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 39 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Are you talking about your children or the tree? I’ve yet to decide. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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