Dan Steele Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 6 minutes ago, HeartsOfficialMoaner said: The noise from the fan on my laptop going like crazy when I come onto this website. What a fucking noise! It's trying to get rid of the raging heat from the Falkirk Thread. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FK1Bairn Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 People - usually old people usually old men - who can't wear hats properly whether that be the hat not covering their ears or hats with emblems or logos that sit anywhere other than the middle of the forehead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 On 19/12/2020 at 01:27, tamthebam said: What the fine and noble City of Stirling, with its castle and University, needs to do is annex the nearby tiddly towns like Alloa and Falkirk so that they become mere suburbs of the mighty Central Scotland metropolis. This is what Edinburgh did with Leith and Portobello and Glasgow did with Govan. They've been doing that for decades. I used to visit relatives in parts of Perthshire that have been assimilated into the Stirlingshire mass. They don't want us or Falkirk because we smell almost as bad as the Raploch, Cornton, Cultenhove, Fallin, etc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 Taxi drivers. More specifically the one who came flying round the corner of a side road which I was in the middle of crossing yesterday. He nearly hit me and was beeping because I did not jump out of the way, despite the fact I couldn’t as I’ve hurt my back again and it’s all I can do to walk across. c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 Fucking arseholes. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 51 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Fucking arseholes. Just....... Why ??? What a pointless exercise under the current climate, when you could be sitting warmly in the house watching it on the telly with a nice cold beer. Standing outside a football ground in the cold to do what, cheer a bus? Fucking moronic, yet completely unsurprising behaviour. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Absolute no righters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Harry Redknapp advertising anything and everything on TV and radio. How much money does one person need? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Knorrs Micro Noodles being discontinued. Every day I think about them. I once wrote a drunken e-mail to Unilever but they didn't take me seriously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UAE1929 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 55 minutes ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Harry Redknapp advertising anything and everything on TV and radio. How much money does one dog need? FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Harry Redknapp advertising anything and everything on TV and radio. How much money does one person need? See Elba, Idris also. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Harry Redknapp advertising anything and everything on TV and radio. How much money does one person need? "Hi, we'd like to offer you a few thousand pounds for a couple of hours work". Hard to resist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 The personification of inanimate objects. "Try me!", "I'm new!", "I'm not in service", et cetera. Tins of own brand coffee have no right using first person. The infantilisation of society continues. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 The personification of inanimate objects. "Try me!", "I'm new!", "I'm not in service", et cetera. Tins of own brand coffee have no right using first person. The infantilisation of society continues. Virgin Trains getting people to voice the toilets. All the major psychoanalysts would’ve had a field day with stuff like this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 8 hours ago, NotThePars said: Virgin Trains getting people to voice the toilets. All the major psychoanalysts would’ve had a field day with stuff like this. I went for a pish on a Virgin train and forgot they had done that. I thought the f*cking bog was haunted until I remembered. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 On 20/12/2020 at 13:11, Zen Archer Esq. said: Fucking arseholes. Soap and water kills Coronavirus. Should have hosed the manky b*****ds 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocketman Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 (edited) When a quiz contestant or a caller comes on the BBC and say they are a "manager for a well known chain of chicken fast food restaurants" or something to that effect. They say is in such a smarmy dull voice that gives the impression they use this phrase to always describe their employer. In any case do the BBC still care about this form of "advertising"? Edited December 22, 2020 by KingRocketman II 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 32 minutes ago, KingRocketman II said: When a quiz contestant or a caller comes on the BBC and say they are a "manager for a well known chain of chicken fast food restaurants" or something to that effect. They say is in such a smarmy dull voice that gives the impression they use this phrase to always describe their employer. In any case do the BBC still care about this form of "advertising"? I don't think there's a network that doesn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 20 hours ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Harry Redknapp advertising anything and everything on TV and radio. How much money does one person need? Suprised how much work someone who supposedly can't read and doesn't have email can get! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 Can't think what the bloody things are called, but BBC News' new love affair with showing those fluctuating noise level / audiogram type things whenever they're playing a voice clip. Unless they're obscuring the photo of somebody who's butt ugly, who or what the f*** is it useful for?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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