DA Baracus Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Just now, D.A.F.C said: Milky toast toast Recipe please 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 I have to take a stool sample to the surgery. Just throw them in a pair of your worn pants, that way they can get stool, urine and semen all in the one go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 8 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: We were in Sainsbury’s mid morning and I was surprised how well stocked it was; it looks like anyone who has had to wait until later are the casualties. My wife was going to buy two limes but I suggested she get three in case there were future delivery problems; I’m not sure if that is classed as panic buying. That should stop any reoccurrence of your scurvy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 hour ago, D.A.F.C said: I got the last half decent pizza was veg feast. how do you find the MX5 goes in the snow ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 minute ago, peasy23 said: 6 hours ago, throbber said: I have to take a stool sample to the surgery. Just throw them in a pair of your worn pants, that way they can get stool, urine and semen all in the one go. I've mentioned it before, I don't do stool samples. Give them the whole shite in a shoe box and they can take all they need. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 I think this bread crisis is a farce, what a pathetic country we live in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: I think this bread crisis is a farce, what a pathetic country we live in. count yourself lucky and wallow in national pride - round my neck of the woods there's pouting at the deli counter as folk have to buy own-brand rather than nocellara del belice organic olives; if the rosemary and sea salt focaccia starts running low, there's no telling where it could all end - tutting and rolling of eyes - mark my words ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 10 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Can no one cook anymore? Folk don't seem to be buying ingredients, just bread and milk I can cook and do so on a regular basis, but I still like to have bread and milk. Milk for cereal and bread for toast. Could do with some finger rolls for the kids too and normal rolls. I’m having leek and potato soup with crusty bread tonight. Sainsbury’s only had the made in store crusty bread for sale and I had to queue to get a loaf. It’s like living in the old Soviet Union! Selfish b*****ds were buying 3 loads each thus depriving their fellow brothers and sisters of sustenance. We should really have commissars or the likes who can distribute punishment beatings for this kind of disgraceful behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 16 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: how do you find the MX5 goes in the snow ? It's ok to drive even in high heels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 19 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: I can cook and do so on a regular basis, but I still like to have bread and milk. Milk for cereal and bread for toast. Could do with some finger rolls for the kids too and normal rolls. I’m having leek and potato soup with crusty bread tonight. Sainsbury’s only had the made in store crusty bread for sale and I had to queue to get a loaf. It’s like living in the old Soviet Union! Selfish b*****ds were buying 3 loads each thus depriving their fellow brothers and sisters of sustenance. We should really have commissars or the likes who can distribute punishment beatings for this kind of disgraceful behaviour. Bake the loaf yourself then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 I'm not sure if I should go to my local for the 4th night in a row or walk a bit further to the second closest pub. Had 6 or 7 pints each of the last 3 nights and fear they'll think i'm a proper jakey if i go again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, Rugster said: Bake the loaf yourself then. I was contemplating that. Was looking for the stuff when I spied a new batch of bread on the go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Can no one cook anymore? Folk don't seem to be buying ingredients, just bread and milk Have the basic ingredients to make bread at home, finding a cow on the other hand...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 47 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Recipe please I believe it's known as eggy bread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 38 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: I’m having leek and potato soup with crusty bread tonight Is that the one where you make the soup (adding garlic), then blend it and transfer to another pot and add double cream? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 11 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I believe it's known as eggy bread. Sounds great, what do I need? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Nipped to Asda at the jewel for bread (before any c**t starts, we did need it) and was lucky enough to get 2 loaves of freshly baked stuff. They'd even sold out of the bread mixtures. No milk, or milkshakes. I must have been the only person in there without a tracksuit and 3 kids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 13 minutes ago, philpy said: Nipped to Asda at the jewel for bread (before any c**t starts, we did need it) and was lucky enough to get 2 loaves of freshly baked stuff. They'd even sold out of the bread mixtures. No milk, or milkshakes. I must have been the only person in there without a tracksuit and 3 kids. Surely ASDA sell tracksuits. Not sure about kids though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordfishtrombone Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 The last couple of days have convinced me that when Brexit or Trump brings us to a dystopian nightmare, bread and milk will be the top currency. The wee shop across from me got a limited amount of bread in and it was like black Friday with people queued out the door for Warburtons Thick Sliced. At least half of them would have been disappointed. I was only in for a bottle of Rioja which I'm glad to say they had plenty of. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Belgian cyclist cycling to Brighton. No fucks given. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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