Granny Danger Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Cutting a bread baton for an early lunch my wife exclaimed “You have five slices and I have four, but I have a bigger end than you”. I’m surprised by my own self constraint. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 The guy from Stiltskin later became chief economist at the German stock exchange. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 21 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I'm about to start watching The Thick of It for the first time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Seems a strange photo to use considering it has nothing to do with the story but, okay. Let's have a look at the comments. Oh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Seems a strange photo to use considering it has nothing to do with the story but, okay. Let's have a look at the comments. Oh. Ah just happened to walk in tae it and drop ma favourite grenade. No ma fault. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 On 24/04/2020 at 18:11, Miguel Sanchez said: I'm about to start watching The Thick of It for the first time. Two episodes in and I'm identifying very strongly with Hugh 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Two episodes in and I'm identifying very strongly with Hugh You're a nonce? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 There has been one millimetre of rain in Edinburgh since April 1st. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 4 hours ago, ICTChris said: There has been one millimetre of rain in Edinburgh since April 1st. Yikes! Don't tell the folk who exaggerate/lie about the weather 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 5 hours ago, ICTChris said: There has been one millimetre of rain in Edinburgh since April 1st. There will be a monsoon next week. I watered the garden tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 There has been one millimetre of rain in Edinburgh since April 1st.Greta will be delighted. Less cars on the road, less CO2 emissions. More blue skys and nicer weather. Boo global warming 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Big papier mache scrotum that looks a bit like Paul McCartney 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 You'd think a bald spot would mean it's easier to cut your own hair, but I may have just disproved this theory 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 1 hour ago, carpetmonster said: Big papier mache scrotum that looks a bit like Paul McCartney Eddie large in his younger days IMO. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Hired this yesterday as too lazy to dig my back garden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 ^^^ 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: ^^^ Are you admitting to be Fred West? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 According to @Jinky67 & @johnmc80 if you ever talk of child abuse or folk being nonces then you are a predator and a creep. We should all remain tight lipped and nobody can ever discuss the likes of Saville, Fritzl and Watkins. If you do, you're a wrong 'un. Everyone should just ignore it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnmc80 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 7 minutes ago, Dele said: According to @Jinky67 & @johnmc80 if you ever talk of child abuse or folk being nonces then you are a predator and a creep. We should all remain tight lipped and nobody can ever discuss the likes of Saville, Fritzl and Watkins. If you do, you're a wrong 'un. Everyone should just ignore it. What a twisted little p***k you are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Bang and the head is gone. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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