TxRover Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 20 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: Why does the map of Florida look like a pistol? Because it’s pointed at Cuba? 10 minutes ago, Swarley said: 'Murica F**k yeh! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 4 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: Why does the map of Florida look like a pistol? Why does Australia look like Scooby Doo? 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 5 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: Why does the map of Florida look like a pistol? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 11 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Been invited to go on the Adrian Chiles show on 5live in the run up to the Euros. Glad to know me and Grado aren't the only ones to mix you up with Michael Stewart 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Thoughts and prayers for anyone intending to travel dahn sarf by train this weekend. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/apr/19/lner-intercity-rail-services-train-drivers-strike 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 14 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: Why does the map of Florida look like a pistol? I'd like to apologise to everyone for a reference from S11. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 20 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: Why does the map of Florida look like a pistol? Because the Magratheans wouldn't let Slartibartfast put fjords on it. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 On 17/04/2024 at 10:56, Peil said: Came off a 11pm train back to Lenzie about a week ago, and a lassie was walking down the main road in front of me, I was quicker and as I got closer she was trying to speed up. Felt awkward as fk as I didn't want to weird her oot more than she already was, so i stepped onto the road and loudly said 'excuse me'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 Mood of apathy pre-Forfar match lifted when I looked out the window and saw a bloke walking past carrying a fish tank. Water sloshing in the tank, so there must be a fish there. Nae idea what's going on but I'd like to think he's taking the fish for a walk. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Wrong couple divorced…and the husband seems to be happy… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Walking around Asda yesterday. Wee old woman looking around confused. Asked her what was up she said it was more a woman problem, son. Made my apologies and left. She then asked the next woman walking by what Chimichurri is. She had no idea, I butted back in and told her. Things went a bit mental. She started by saying "never did eh hink a guy wid ken.. Ehm a Catholic right and ehv bought tickets fer a Mexican night right" From looking all innocent and dazed to somewhat lunatic in a few minuted culminating in her saying "eh wis going to put it on my sandwich but only cos eh like that sang ken, chim chimminy chim chimminy choo" and dancing about the aisle. God bless the Catholics. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PossilYM Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 1 hour ago, Derry Alli said: Walking around Asda yesterday. Wee old woman looking around confused. Asked her what was up she said it was more a woman problem, son. Made my apologies and left. She then asked the next woman walking by what Chimichurri is. She had no idea, I butted back in and told her. Things went a bit mental. She started by saying "never did eh hink a guy wid ken.. Ehm a Catholic right and ehv bought tickets fer a Mexican night right" From looking all innocent and dazed to somewhat lunatic in a few minuted culminating in her saying "eh wis going to put it on my sandwich but only cos eh like that sang ken, chim chimminy chim chimminy choo" and dancing about the aisle. God bless the Catholics. You don't happen to watch Junior fitba by any chance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 ChatGPT keeps asking if I'm a bot today. The fucking nerve. In case anyone's wondering why sites do this, considering how easy it would be for a bot to detect and click the box, apparently the test is how the mouse pointer is moved. Bots currently find it difficult to mimic how cack-handed and slow humans are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 34 minutes ago, BFTD said: ChatGPT keeps asking if I'm a bot today. The fucking nerve. In case anyone's wondering why sites do this, considering how easy it would be for a bot to detect and click the box, apparently the test is how the mouse pointer is moved. Bots currently find it difficult to mimic how cack-handed and slow humans are. Bot check @TxRover 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Equality my arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Raging tweet alert 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 7 hours ago, BFTD said: ChatGPT keeps asking if I'm a bot today. The fucking nerve. In case anyone's wondering why sites do this, considering how easy it would be for a bot to detect and click the box, apparently the test is how the mouse pointer is moved. Bots currently find it difficult to mimic how cack-handed and slow humans are. Hiya Robot BFTD, hiya pal! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 2 hours ago, tamthebam said: Hiya Robot BFTD, hiya pal! He's an Alloa supporter - explains why he's constantly depressed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 (edited) https://youtu.be/K5cUxawA_6w?si=r-i3reG5e2tVJpuO Live footage of Sandy. Edited April 21 by Moomintroll 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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