oldbitterandgrumpy Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 8 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Heard my neighbours at the weekend talking to their dogs, and referring to themselves as "Mum" and "Dad". Is this normal? Sadly nowadays, yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: Heard my neighbours at the weekend talking to their dogs, and referring to themselves as "Mum" and "Dad". Is this normal? 53 minutes ago, oldbitterandgrumpy said: Sadly nowadays, yes. No, it’ll never be normal. It is depressingly common, though. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 3 hours ago, ICTChris said: Lots of people getting dogs during the pandemic without any real idea of how to train, own, look after them maybe? Could be that, there's a couple along at the end, who seem like absolute oddballs got two dogs towards the end of lockdown, I've never seen someone look so awkward walking a dog in all my life. Like an alien taking a dog for a walk not understanding what on Earth is going on. 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: Heard my neighbours at the weekend talking to their dogs, and referring to themselves as "Mum" and "Dad". Is this normal? Hard drive check required for them I think. Same for people that have social media accounts for their dog and post as if it's the dog posting. f**k me man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 1 minute ago, thistledo said: Could be that, there's a couple along at the end, who seem like absolute oddballs got two dogs towards the end of lockdown, I've never seen someone look so awkward walking a dog in all my life. Like an alien taking a dog for a walk not understanding what on Earth is going on. Hard drive check required for them I think. Same for people that have social media accounts for their dog and post as if it's the dog posting. f**k me man. I used to work with a guy who was one day having a conversation with his wife about ‘the wee man’ in a way that made me assume it was their son. I found out later it was their dog. Strange folk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: I used to work with a guy who was one day having a conversation with his wife about ‘the wee man’ in a way that made me assume it was their son. I found out later it was their dog. Strange folk. Are you sure they weren't discussing his lad? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 2 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: Are you sure they weren't discussing his lad? "Giving the wee man a wash tonight, so be ready with the equipment when I get in" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 28 minutes ago, BTFD said: "Giving the wee man a wash tonight, so be ready with the equipment when I get in" The equipment? You’re going down a very murky route there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 43 minutes ago, BTFD said: "Giving the wee man a wash tonight, so be ready with the equipment when I get in" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strichener Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 6 hours ago, thistledo said: Hard drive check required for them I think. Same for people that have social media accounts for their dog and post as if it's the dog posting. f**k me man. Same goes for folks with hamsters. @Richey Edwards @P and B Official Hamster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 9 hours ago, ICTChris said: Lots of people getting dogs during the pandemic without any real idea of how to train, own, look after them maybe? People wanting to get a dog should have to live as a dog for five years before they are allowed to get one. That'll separate the impulse buyers from the serious ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 9 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: People wanting to get a dog should have to live as a dog for five years before they are allowed to get one. That'll separate the impulse buyers from the serious ones. It'll seperate their knackers from themselves anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 14 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: People wanting to get a dog should have to live as a dog for five years before they are allowed to get one. That'll separate the impulse buyers from the serious ones. Some folk are doing that already. Had a colleague tell me he had someone the other day who identified as a fox. The world's fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 Just now, 19QOS19 said: Some folk are doing that already. Had a colleague tell me he had someone the other day who identified as a fox. The world's fucked. Was it Basil Brush? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackislekillie Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 24 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: People wanting to get a dog should have to live as a dog for five years before they are allowed to get one. That'll separate the impulse buyers from the serious ones. Same with hamsters. Get back on that wheel! And no drinking out the wee bottle untill you've done at least 5k. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 54 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Some folk are doing that already. Had a colleague tell me he had someone the other day who identified as a fox. The world's fucked. There's plenty of dogs who identify as foxes... My name's Sid the Sexist, hadawayandshite! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 12 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: Was it Basil Brush? Boom boom! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luddite Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 (edited) Male rappers portray themselves as hypermasculine but are actually the gayest, bitchiest most womanly c***s imaginable (currently in an Uber being subjected to their bitchy womanly hysterics blasting into my head) Edited September 18, 2023 by Luddite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 19, 2023 Share Posted September 19, 2023 On 04/09/2023 at 22:50, Richey Edwards said: Was it Basil Brush? BOOM, BOOM! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted September 19, 2023 Share Posted September 19, 2023 On 05/09/2023 at 10:54, Dan Steele said: Boom boom! 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: BOOM, BOOM! Nice one Trigger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 19, 2023 Share Posted September 19, 2023 1 minute ago, Newbornbairn said: Nice one Trigger It's early and I'm not at my best. Back to work today. I could go on, but I'm too depressed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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