Granny Danger Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 I bought Spider Man pyjamas today. I hope he likes them. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 Mickey Mouse wears a Granny Danger watch. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 (edited) A lorry driver is driving 200 penguins to London Zoo when his lorry breaks down on the motorway. The driver gets out of the cab and is looking at the engine when a second lorry driver stops in front of him and asks if he needs help. The penguins' driver explains that he is taking the penguins to the zoo and asks if the other man would take the penguins there. He agrees. Some hours later, the 2nd lorry driver drives past the first one, who is still waiting on the motorway. The penguins are still on the lorry, and look happy. "I thought I asked you to take those penguins to the zoo," shouted the first driver. The second replied, "I did, but I had some money left, so we're going to the cinema now." Edited August 10, 2023 by superwell87 Typo 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 15 hours ago, GordonD said: Mickey Mouse wears a Granny Danger watch. What’s the difference between @GordonD and a stopped watch? Spoiler The stopped watch is funnier. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 If Gordon and Granny could make their way to here, the stage is set.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 Can I have £5 please on @GordonD to batter the old Rioja soaked Nippy loving @Granny Danger? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HI HAT Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 3 hours ago, alta-pete said: Can I have £5 please on @GordonD to batter the old Rioja soaked Nippy loving @Granny Danger? The bad news is that I’m too old for that sort of thing these days. The good news is that I’m wealthy enough to hire a professional hit man. The best news (not for you) is that he’s doing a two-for-one special this week. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delicate Flower Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 3 hours ago, HI HAT said: "Side affects" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 4 hours ago, Granny Danger said: The bad news is that I’m too old for that sort of thing these days. The good news is that I’m wealthy enough to hire a professional hit man. The best news (not for you) is that he’s doing a two-for-one special this week. Big Artie chokes two for a pound? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tamthebam Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 5 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: You know the rules- it needs to be accompanied with @KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnderooMFC Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 On 10/08/2023 at 18:24, Granny Danger said: The bad news is that I’m too old for that sort of thing these days. The good news is that I’m wealthy enough to hire a professional hit man. The best news (not for you) is that he’s doing a two-for-one special this week. Maggie Lynch IRL found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 How many click bait titles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 17 hours ago, scottsdad said: How many click bait titles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you. Number 7 will leave you in the dark 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JustOneCornetto Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 90% of bald people still own a comb, they just can't part with it. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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