Musketeer Gripweed Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 CTWD would have battered the lot of you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 I figure one of the US based posters would murder us all out with an assault rifle if there was ever an organised barney of some kind, making it irrelevant as to who I could or couldn’t batter in a square go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Derry Alli said: Over the years there have been a few posters here I'd have genuinely swung for. They don't post anymore but they deserve #TheSmackdown. We are all just living in @Thederry and @SlipperyP's world though. That's proper fight to the death, top billing fight. Tickets are priced at £25. PayPal me. Got Venmo? I’m up for that cunto. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 10 minutes ago, Musketeer Gripweed said: CTWD would have battered the lot of you. Aye, barefooted cos trainers etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 3 minutes ago, Ross. said: I figure one of the US based posters would murder us all out with an assault rifle if there was ever an organised barney of some kind, making it irrelevant as to who I could or couldn’t batter in a square go. Yeah, the first time I went to a Fire game I was quite chuffed to be able to get a beer in the park. Guy hands me a big old can of Modelo, I ask him isn’t he going to give me a plastic cup and he looks at me like I’ve got 3 heads. Realised shortly after that if anyone’s gonna go tonto in the stadium they’ll have 4 guns down each trouser leg and me having a beer can as a projectile is pretty much by the by. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 6 hours ago, Jives Miguel said: I believe I would annihilate any poster in the "A View From The Terrace" forum, Scottish Football Pyramid sub section and the Wrestling sub-forum. "A View From The Terrace" forum - I view these people as podcast listening nerds who have a parasocial relationship with the presenters, i think I could take them Scottish Football Pyramid sub section - my mental image of a poster in this section of the forum is that of a beetroot faced problem drinker Wrestling forum - no explanation required You 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 5 hours ago, Jives Miguel said: Stop asking questions before I add you to the could batter list. Add me to your list then bitch. See if I care bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clangers Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 6 hours ago, Jives Miguel said: I believe I would annihilate any poster in the Scottish Football Pyramid Scottish Football Pyramid sub section - problem drinker I wouldn’t recommend picking a fight with a problem drinker, had me thinking of bumfights those guys were Weebles they just wouldn’t stay down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 26 minutes ago, Ross. said: I figure one of the US based posters would murder us all out with an assault rifle if there was ever an organised barney of some kind, making it irrelevant as to who I could or couldn’t batter in a square go. I can understand them not letting you have any of the Nazi gold, but surely they can spare you a firearm? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Are you allowed to bring a cat to the square go? Thank you. Certainly I’ll hold your coat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 4 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: I could definitely win a fight against @Shandon Par, mainly because he would somehow knock himself out on the way to the ring. I just had to go through two levels of body searches, drug tests, explosives tests to get a flight to America as I’m on some sort of police list. The nation that loves gun crime is scared of me and so should you be. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I just had to go through two levels of body searches, drug tests, explosives tests to get a flight to America as I’m on some sort of police list. The nation that loves gun crime is scared of me and so should you be. Cavity? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 26 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Cavity? Sadly not. Still enjoyed getting a rub down though. A nice spaniel had a sniff of my bag at JFK though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Bridge Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 I'll clean your clock. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 8 hours ago, Raidernation said: I believe that probably everyone on hear could, successfully, beat me to a pulp. But I'd try to run away before it came to that Tbf you've got easy access to guns, you'll be fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 31 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: . A nice spaniel had a sniff of my bag at JFK though. This better be a euphemism. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 Would take you all tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 I think I'd have a reasonable chance against @KnightswoodBear. I'd say there was a big spider behind him and when he looked round I'd kick him in the bollocks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 8 hours ago, Jives Miguel said: I believe I would annihilate any poster in the "A View From The Terrace" forum, Scottish Football Pyramid sub section and the Wrestling sub-forum. "A View From The Terrace" forum - I view these people as podcast listening nerds who have a parasocial relationship with the presenters, i think I could take them Scottish Football Pyramid sub section - my mental image of a poster in this section of the forum is that of a beetroot faced problem drinker Wrestling forum - no explanation required 'Mon 'en cunto. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 I’m envisioning Div in a mobile hot tub as the last end of level guy like the bloke in the wheelchair in Final Fight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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