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Any name that can be shortened into several aliases. See Robert, William for examples. If you want your kid to be named Bob, Bobby, Rob, Robbie then name them that. Not sure I've ever encountered a Robert known as Robert or a William known as William. 

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16 minutes ago, 10menwent2mow said:

Any name that can be shortened into several aliases. See Robert, William for examples. If you want your kid to be named Bob, Bobby, Rob, Robbie then name them that. Not sure I've ever encountered a Robert known as Robert or a William known as William. 

Shame, Robert the Bruce & William Wallace would have liked to have met you.

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On 18/02/2024 at 17:35, Thane of Cawdor said:

Horace and Daphne. What were Maw and Paw thinking? I'll be surprised if Horace survives adolescence.

Apart from "The Broons" can not remember coming across the name Horace before

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1 hour ago, 10menwent2mow said:

Any name that can be shortened into several aliases. See Robert, William for examples. If you want your kid to be named Bob, Bobby, Rob, Robbie then name them that. Not sure I've ever encountered a Robert known as Robert or a William known as William. 

I got lost in the UEFA site and was trying to remember who this Robert Williamson was who used to manage Kilmarnock.

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On 18/02/2024 at 13:50, DiegoDiego said:

Ollie (and variants thereof)

Jasper

Any profession used as a first name, e.g. Mason, Fletcher, Cooper

Alfie

and probably many more which aren't coming to mind.

 

These are basically every England youth footballer's first names.

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7 minutes ago, Central Belt Caley said:

“I’d like you to meet my son, The Garage” 

Showing my age here, but maybe there’s someone in Glasgow with the name Cardinal Folly.…. Probably is, in the Catholic church. 😁

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22 hours ago, DiegoDiego said:

Never met a Beelzebub that wasn't an arsehole Prince of darkness.

Same goes for Aleister.

I'll see your Beelzebub and raise you Yahweh.

Possibly the biggest fictional villain of all time.

17 hours ago, maicoman said:

Apart from "The Broons" can not remember coming across the name Horace before

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On 18/02/2024 at 14:21, pozbaird said:

Tim

 

as in Tim Henman, etc. Fcuk-all to do with any other connotation, blah, blah, Sellik fans, yadda, etc.

I take your Henman and raise you with a Lovejoy,

Surely the worst Tim in humanity, even worse than the Pope Pious XII.

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