Sergeant Wilson Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 1 minute ago, NewBornBairn said: Loch Ness Country House Hotel - avoid. The venison arrived - two lumps of red meat that looked like they still had a pulse with chopped cabbage, a bit of shortcrust pastry oozing brown muck and two potatoes the size of your thumbnail. I prodded the venison - it grunted - I got up and walked out. Just go out and kill a coo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 10 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: I prodded the venison - it grunted - I got up and walked out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 33 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: Loch Ness Country House Hotel - avoid. The venison arrived - two lumps of red meat that looked like they still had a pulse with chopped cabbage, a bit of shortcrust pastry oozing brown muck and two potatoes the size of your thumbnail. I prodded the venison - it grunted - I got up and walked out. Should have just had a plate of vegetables and some nice buttered bread. IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 Vegetables are what food eats 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 (edited) 49 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Should have just had a plate of vegetables and some nice buttered bread. IMO. A piece 'n chips? Not a bad idea. Edited November 8, 2016 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 America 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 America The results of the Scottish Referendum, EU Referendum and American Presidential election are conclusive proof that c***s are definitely in the majority. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 11 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You could've had the venison. It was affa dear. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Waking up in world written by Charlie Brooker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 35 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Waking up in world written by Charlie Brooker. Guys like Brooker and other satirists are utterly fucked now. Nothing they can come up with is any more fucked up than what is actually happening in the world just now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 14 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Guys like Brooker and other satirists are utterly fucked now. Nothing they can come up with is any more fucked up than what is actually happening in the world just now. You stole one of my tweets you utter b*****d! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Swarley said: You stole one of my tweets you utter b*****d! My lawyer will be in touch, you slandering, kanagroo tamperfering cock. edit: I've just checked and I'm telling my brief to jump in with both feet. Edited November 9, 2016 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 (edited) "kanagroo"? Hopefully your legal council is as good as your typing. Edited November 9, 2016 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Just now, Swarley said: "kanagaroo"? Hopefully your legal council is as good as your typing. You misspelled my misspelling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 5 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: You misspelled my misspelling. Lolz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 (edited) The great satirist Tom Lehrer is once quoted as saying... "Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel peace prize." To his credit he did give it up. Amazingly he's still alive. Edit. Found another quote from him that is quite apt... "Always predict the worst and you'll be hailed as a prophet." Edited November 9, 2016 by Cardinal Richelieu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 My 11 year old asked me to stick a fiver on Trump for her the other day. She thinks he's a p***k but she likes a flutter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 He's due in court on the 28th over his Trump University scam and his charity is getting investigated by a New York prosecutor. Unlikely, but I'm still hoping that my 500/1 bet on Mike Pence as the next President will pay off. Spoiler Note to the NSA, this is definitely not an offer to split my winnings with a potential assassin 50/50, no questions asked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Forgot I had a bet with Fotbawmad that Trump wouldn't become President. The c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Forgot I had a bet with Fotbawmad that Trump wouldn't become President. The c**t. Should have Supras'd it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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