GordonD Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 7 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just had my first Teams meeting of the lockdown in which I was just wearing my pants and t shirt due to me being late. Wasnt as liberating as I thought it would be. I didn't read that properly and got completely the wrong impression as to what you'd been up to due to it coming immediately after posts about the 8pm applause. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Old mallo red dotting my posts about my car troubles I see. Obviously got fuckall better to do as usual... -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 During pandemic lockdowns I expect to see more quantity in the NSFW section. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 When you put the lid back on a bottle and it somehow doesn't line up properly. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 20 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Don't think I'll bother with marriage and a job if I can't have hobbies If you don't have a hobby you won't survive marriage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 (edited) Sportsound. Edited April 25, 2020 by Zen Archer Esq. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 On 22/04/2020 at 07:32, Jacksgranda said: Pressing "Reply All", or whatever it is, can be very dangerous/embarrassing/hilarious depending on the context. One of my old bosses was notorious for this. About half of the folk I work with are barely computer literate, and the organisation gives no training. They sent round an in-depth health questionnaire by email a few weeks ago, and several of the replies were sent back to everyone on the mailing list. Didn't read them, but good to have a record of who's got the clap for future reference. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Not really petty. In fact not petty at all. Just found out my missus threw out a Homer Simpson t-shirt of mine. Her excuse? I bought it 30 years ago and had never worn it. Fucking women! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: Not really petty. In fact not petty at all. Just found out my missus threw out a Homer Simpson t-shirt of mine. Her excuse? I bought it 30 years ago and had never worn it. Fucking women! You bought a Simpsons t-shirt in 1990, when it had only had one full series? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 52 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: You bought a Simpsons t-shirt in 1990, when it had only had one full series? Must have been about then, give or take a year or two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: You bought a Simpsons t-shirt in 1990, when it had only had one full series? Ahead of their time tbf. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 (edited) Finally bought God of War to play since it's on discount. All I had to do around the house was dishes after lunch then the whole day was mine. Glass lid I was washing shattering and my hand went right through it. Been about 40 minutes with a plaster on and theyre still bleeding Now stuck unable to really use the hand until it eventually stops. Edited April 26, 2020 by RandomGuy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Sounds like you should be firing down to A&E. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 I was painting the garden fence and when I came in I found I'd got paint under my nose. The dark green paint showed up dark against my light moustache so I looked like a punk Adolf I've had to shave the tasch right down and as I also sport a beard I am now rocking the Amish look. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 2 hours ago, RandomGuy. said: Finally bought God of War to play since it's on discount. All I had to do around the house was dishes after lunch then the whole day was mine. Glass lid I was washing shattering and my hand went right through it. Been about 40 minutes with a plaster on and theyre still bleeding Now stuck unable to really use the hand until it eventually stops. Has Boredom bled to death? I'm not liking the sound of that. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 3 hours ago, RandomGuy. said: Finally bought God of War to play since it's on discount. All I had to do around the house was dishes after lunch then the whole day was mine. Glass lid I was washing shattering and my hand went right through it. Been about 40 minutes with a plaster on and theyre still bleeding Now stuck unable to really use the hand until it eventually stops. Get a knife or a poker, heat it until it's red hot then place it on the wound. Hth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 The government using the phrase "ramping up" at every opportunity.No fucking need for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 The government using the phrase "ramping up" at every opportunity.No fucking need for it. Aye they certainly seem to be ramping up the usage. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Sounds like you should be firing down to A&E. I feel like a fanny needing to go, especially in the current climate, because I've cut a couple of fingers. Blood still coming once I take the pressure off, and it must be about 5 hours now. I see something white through the cut too before the bleeding comes again, which is probably the sign I'll need stitches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Just now, RandomGuy. said: I feel like a fanny needing to go, especially in the current climate, because I've cut a couple of fingers. Blood still coming once I take the pressure off, and it must be about 5 hours now. I see something white through the cut too before the bleeding comes again, which is probably the sign I'll need stitches. Get yourself yo a&e! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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