Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 9 minutes ago, Abby Normal said: My rotten finger smells a bit weird. Like meaty paprika. Not a bad smell but not sure it’s a good sign. I’m just away to marinate some chicken in smoky paprika for tomorrow’s kebabs. I’ll maybe serve them up in a leather pouch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 You don't often hear of people contracting leprosy these days. Even in Fife. RIP in Peace @Abby Normal 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 3 hours ago, Jambomo said: Well that’s a very kind offer! You should have replied 'knock yourself out' because with his track record this is exactly what would have happened. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 Laminate flooring edging. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 23 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Laminate flooring edging. Saw them at Glastonbury in 1997. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 PmB Social Warriors complaining about how the populace spend their disposable money. If (insert poster name here) wants to spend their money on two bits of personalised plastic for either end of their car, or even on a car that is above the capabilities of basic commuter transport, or private school fees, why is that anybody’s business bar those who are doing the spending? Or should we just all end up in similar cars with our kids in uniform schools so everyone has equal chance of aspiring to an equal outcome? I think that might have been tried elsewhere before... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 9 minutes ago, alta-pete said: If (insert poster name here) wants to spend their money on two bits of personalised plastic for either end of their car, or even on a car that is above the capabilities of basic commuter transport, or private school fees, why is that anybody’s business bar those who are doing the spending ^^^^^^^^ 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 11 hours ago, johnnydun said: Laminate flooring edging. 11 hours ago, philpy said: Saw them at Glastonbury in 1997. Sure it wasn't the Inspiral Carpets? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 2 hours ago, GordonD said: Sure it wasn't the Inspiral Carpets? Supported by Lino Ritchie 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Supported by Lino Ritchie Worst gig I've ever been to. Full of rug addicts. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 Just now, Mark Connolly said: Worst gig I've ever been to. Full of rug addicts. You should have stuck to seeing Linkin Parquet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 48 minutes ago, tamthebam said: You should have stuck to seeing Linkin Parquet Better than Mat Bianco 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 Or Roy Hardwood 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 Pundits/commentators calling the quarter finals the last 8. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 Drivers who think they don't need to indicate they're turning left at traffic lights. Very confusing and dangerous for people like me who don't have the patience to wait for the green man to cross the road. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 9 minutes ago, Hampden Diehard said: Drivers who think they don't need to indicate they're turning left at traffic lights. Very confusing and dangerous for people like me who don't have the patience to wait for the green man to cross the road. There are plenty of drivers who think the only time they're obliged to indicate is when they notice another car that might batter into them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 26 minutes ago, Hampden Diehard said: Drivers who think they don't need to indicate they're turning left at traffic lights. Very confusing and dangerous for people like me who don't have the patience to wait for the green man to cross the road. It's also annoying for drivers (me) behind them who are expecting them to go straight on at a crossroads. Lazy inconsiderate moronic cnuts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Lviv Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, Pato said: "Do you have our loyalty app?" No "Do you want it?" (I'd have fucking downloaded it if I wanted it) No thanks "You could have got £2 off your shopping" (I just want to give you the money and take my stuff and go home and waggling a QR code in front of a scanner is an intolerable additional delay) No you're alright thanks I used to be a regular in Vaporised in Partick and the same guy kept going on about the same deals every time I got the exact same stuff for months. It was infuriating. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 5 minutes ago, Pato said: "Do you have our loyalty app?" No "Do you want it?" (I'd have fucking downloaded it if I wanted it) No thanks "You could have got £2 off your shopping" (I just want to give you the money and take my stuff and go home and waggling a QR code in front of a scanner is an intolerable additional delay) No you're alright thanks Someone told me in work yesterday "I'll pay more for something to save looking for it cheaper, convenience is king". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 Got a Dick Van Dyke character to cap my chimneys earlier (steady). Did 3 but said there was a nest of 3 squirrels in chimney 4. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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