coprolite Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 9 minutes ago, GordonD said: And people digging into the bowl after going for a pish and not washing their hands. The amount of kids with allergies and asthma today is a direct consequence of a lack of pishy germs in their diet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 Sugar in tea and coffee is for the weak. @DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 I don't take sugar. I also am a grown up. If I did though, I would open them over the cup as that's where the sugar is supposed to go instead of shaking it like a Polaroid picture. Spoiler Hey ya! Even if you did open it over the cup the sugar would still scatter if you didn't shake the sachet though. FWIW, black coffee with 2 sugars is the perfect combination. I gave it a go a few weeks ago and can't believe In haven't been drinking it this way the whole time. Had one with milk the other day and really didn't enjoy it. The milk must bitter the coffee slightly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 3 hours ago, hk blues said: Aye, it'll pay for itself in only 23.5 years It pays for itself straight away if your car wont start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 2 hours ago, tamthebam said: Do you still get those wee crystals of brown sugar that posh cafes used to put out? Gets crushed up and sprinkled over bacon. Meth bacon. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 Caught Covid, f**k. Would you believe my 6 year old grand-daughter was licking the handrails at the hotel? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 2 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: Caught Covid, f**k. Would you believe my 6 year old grand-daughter was licking the handrails at the hotel? It will be spreading right through the hotel and village/town by now, prepare barricades for the mob with pitchforks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 3 hours ago, welshbairn said: It will be spreading right through the hotel and village/town by now, prepare barricades for the mob with pitchforks. Too late, they're already there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 Annoying advert for Walt Disney World on here. Why do I need to go to Florida. I live in Edinburgh. It's a theme park run by a Mickey Mouse council with Goofy councillors. Anyway Walt was a Nazi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 Folk criticising younger generations that they created. Phones, Xbox, social media etc. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 6 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: Folk criticising younger generations that they created. Phones, Xbox, social media etc. That seems to be the way it's always been; certainly for the past century, at least. The thing that amazes me is that people will grow up complaining about their parents having a go at their generation, then go on to do exactly the same with the next. Apparently Yer Da creeps up on folk without them noticing. Anyway, today's PTTGOYN is waking up halfway through the night in a lovely dreamy fog, taking a trip to the toilet, then collapsing back into bed for another 3-4 hours of blissful sleep...only for the alarm to go off because it's not halfway through the night at all. Possibly the worst feeling in the world, and all too common once the dark mornings kick in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 8 minutes ago, BFTD said: That seems to be the way it's always been; certainly for the past century, at least. The thing that amazes me is that people will grow up complaining about their parents having a go at their generation, then go on to do exactly the same with the next. Apparently Yer Da creeps up on folk without them noticing. Anyway, today's PTTGOYN is waking up halfway through the night in a lovely dreamy fog, taking a trip to the toilet, then collapsing back into bed for another 3-4 hours of blissful sleep...only for the alarm to go off because it's not halfway through the night at all. Possibly the worst feeling in the world, and all too common once the dark mornings kick in. The worst! Being a man of a certain age, I regularly make the trip to the toilet in the night as well. I take a tablet just before bed (not a blue one) and usually just take a sip of water with it. For some unexplained reason, last night I downed a glass of water before I had realised what I was doing. This morphed into three pees before the alarm went off. Said for years that if someone can invent a sanitary way to pee without getting out of bed, they'll be the next Steve Jobs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 1 hour ago, jimbaxters said: The worst! Being a man of a certain age, I regularly make the trip to the toilet in the night as well. I take a tablet just before bed (not a blue one) and usually just take a sip of water with it. For some unexplained reason, last night I downed a glass of water before I had realised what I was doing. This morphed into three pees before the alarm went off. Said for years that if someone can invent a sanitary way to pee without getting out of bed, they'll be the next Steve Jobs. Star Trek transporter tech. Instead of moving the whole body, the transporter locates the wee-wee and jobbies, wheechs it all out and zooms it into space. Notice there's no bogs on the Enterprise? That's why. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 3 hours ago, jimbaxters said: The worst! Being a man of a certain age, I regularly make the trip to the toilet in the night as well. I take a tablet just before bed (not a blue one) and usually just take a sip of water with it. For some unexplained reason, last night I downed a glass of water before I had realised what I was doing. This morphed into three pees before the alarm went off. Said for years that if someone can invent a sanitary way to pee without getting out of bed, they'll be the next Steve Jobs. It's called a sheath catheter. You're welcome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 3 hours ago, BFTD said: That seems to be the way it's always been; certainly for the past century, at least. The thing that amazes me is that people will grow up complaining about their parents having a go at their generation, then go on to do exactly the same with the next. Apparently Yer Da creeps up on folk without them noticing. There are texts from 400BC Greece calling the young generation a shower of wasters. It’s Sick Boy’s unifying theory of life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: There are texts from 400BC Greece calling the young generation a shower of wasters. It’s Sick Boy’s unifying theory of life. hellas is bng ruined by da youths m8t. nywy, pub 2nyt? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: There are texts from 400BC Greece calling the young generation a shower of wasters. It’s Sick Boy’s unifying theory of life. Bet it was on a Nokia 3310. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 (edited) 9 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Bet it was on a Nokia 3310. The battery would probably still fire up now. Edited September 30, 2021 by Shandon Par 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 3 hours ago, velo army said: It's called a sheath catheter. You're welcome. Saddle up and ride your pony 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 Quote Dear Mr. Scottsdad We have recently offered xxxx employment in the role of xxxx and have been given permission to contact you for reference purposes. Please complete the attached form and scan and return by email or send a hardcopy to the address below as soon as possible. I have no problem doing this if a student (or in this case, student who graduated 2 years ago) contacts me and asks if it is OK. But emails out of the blue demanding I fill in forms...back of the queue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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