Derry Alli Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 30 minutes ago, Wacky said: I don’t. Still a bit of an asshole tho I'm siding with the drivers in front due to your incessant use of 'asshole', tbh. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 1 hour ago, Derry Alli said: I'm siding with the drivers in front due to your incessant use of 'asshole', tbh. Arsehole then. Ersehole in broad Fife speak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Those button operated car boots that open at a glacial speed. Just let me close the ba5tard door. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Anyone who puts their handbrake on at traffic lights is OFTW 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 4 minutes ago, Central Belt Caley said: Anyone who puts their handbrake on at traffic lights is OFTW They're the ones in string backed driving gloves 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 1 hour ago, Central Belt Caley said: Anyone who puts their handbrake on at traffic lights is OFTW What is OFTW? I don’t wear string back gloves and use my handbrake at light. Should I get string back gloves? ……….. asking for a friend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 1 minute ago, Wacky said: What is OFTW? I don’t wear string back gloves and use my handbrake at light. Should I get string back gloves? ……….. asking for a friend Outstanding Fvckwittery - Typical Wacky.............. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 2 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Outstanding Fvckwittery - Typical Wacky.............. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 People who don't know what OFTW is are definitely OFTW. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peil Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 8 hours ago, Wacky said: Why do folks sit at traffic lights with their foot on the brake, the high level brake lights blind the folks at the back of you ya feckin arsehole. Use the feckin handbrake and be a bit more considerate, have you never sat behind a ringpiece like yourself and thought “that’s feckin annoying? HANDBRAKE! and breathe. I've got an automatic, I simply cannot be arsed moving the wee lever up and down. I'm not blinded, so it's not my problem. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 I sometimes do, I sometimes don't. I drive an Audi though so I can do what I like 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 30 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: People who don't know what OFTW is are definitely OFTW. I’m auld….very auld, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 8 minutes ago, Peil said: I've got an automatic, I simply cannot be arsed moving the wee lever up and down. I'm not blinded, so it's not my problem. Feck you very much for you consideration 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 3 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: I sometimes do, I sometimes don't. I drive an Audi though so I can do what I like My goodness, your microscopic penis must feel huge every time you get behind the wheel? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peil Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 2 minutes ago, Wacky said: Feck you very much for you consideration fair enough 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 When radio shows get someone on to be interviewed who is (a) obviously on a mobile and (b) doesnae have a decent signal. I mean how difficult is it to have this stuff checked before they get on the fucken air? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 1 hour ago, Leith Green said: When radio shows get someone on to be interviewed who is (a) obviously on a mobile and (b) doesnae have a decent signal. I mean how difficult is it to have this stuff checked before they get on the fucken air? I occasionally hear phone ins on Radio 4. Which is more than the participants do, apparently. Not a format suited to a demographic that can’t hear unaided and who turn the simplest response into an irrelevant and rambling anecdote about how they used to go to Margate every July. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 3 hours ago, Wacky said: What is OFTW? I don’t wear string back gloves and use my handbrake at light. Should I get string back gloves? ……….. asking for a friend One for the watching 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 2 hours ago, Leith Green said: When radio shows get someone on to be interviewed who is (a) obviously on a mobile and (b) doesnae have a decent signal. I mean how difficult is it to have this stuff checked before they get on the fucken air? Anyone remember the 1970s game show 'The Golden Shot'? (They had a crossbow mounted on a camera, and viewers would phone in and direct the blindfolded cameraman to aim at the target by saying "Up a bit... left a bit... up a bit more... FIRE!") Apparently one guy called in but couldn't seem to hear what they were telling him. They asked if he could hear his TV all right and he told them he couldn't, because he was in a phone box watching the programme on a set in the window of the television shop across the road! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 1 hour ago, Central Belt Caley said: One for the watching Thanks mate. My auld fartlayness doesn’t work this new fangled lingo out , and I need help with it (among other things) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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