welshbairn Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Nah. The marks are too neat. That happens. Takes the right combination of kerb and wheel of course. Wouldn't get too paranoid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 And another thing getting your dinner/tea/supper on a board,just put it on a plate you c***s 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I can think of several.... you want to pick up vouchers / points etc, you want to pay by cash, you want to buy something from the shop, you want to noise up impatient motorists. ..the tesco points reader isn't working.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 People who don't pay at the pump, there's no excuse. Company Fuel Card - I have to sign for my unlimited free fuel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Trader Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 The annoying bint on the RBS radio advert 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q0S-RUSH Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 CONVOY SYSTEM IN OPERATION TO PROTECT WORKFORCE. Fair Enough but you can go a bit faster than 5mph ya fanny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FifeSons Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Loud Americans when you're attempting to revise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Celtic supporters who refer to their children as "bhoys" and "ghirls". It's irrational how much it annoys me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 BBC Sport still haven't got their arse in gear to put the forthcoming play-off features in the SPFL. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/scottish/fixtures I've got a good mind to cancel my licence fee direct debit. Noticed that too. Took them about half the season to include the Lowland League as well. At least pretend to give a shit, you useless bunch of c***s; it's not like you're going to be showing one of the finals or anything 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Fat fingers on an iPad. Sick of constantly ending up on other peoples profiles after touching the screen a millimetre from the link that I am looking for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rambunctious Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Tonight's win for Motherwell keeps them in the hunt for the Champions League spot according to the bint doing Sportsday on BBC news earlier. Twats. ^^^^ Raging that Aberdeen are out the hunt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Grass (as in on a lawn) I fucking hate cutting it, pointless waste of time, it just grows again! Grass is evil! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Grass (as in on a lawn) I fucking hate cutting it, pointless waste of time, it just grows again! Grass is evil! I rather enjoy cutting my grass. Headphones on, listening to some music enjoying the fresh air Magic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 (edited) Just had one of those wee red cards thru from the Post Office Christ for a minute I thought the sons of struth had recruited a door to door team Edited May 8, 2014 by forever_blue 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Grass (as in on a lawn) I fucking hate cutting it, pointless waste of time, it just grows again! Grass is evil! I share your pain,the worst part is strimming and the feckin line keeps falling out...... cue strimmer launched at great velocity towards greenhouse !! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Thought of an absolutely brilliant comeback line not too long ago. Sadly it was for something that was said to me a week ago. I get this a lot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Feeling like shit and unable to get to sleep:( 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Thought of an absolutely brilliant comeback line not too long ago. Sadly it was for something that was said to me a week ago. I get this a lot. The French have a phrase for that, l'esprit d'escalier, or in English, staircase wit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Trying to get to sleep with a fecking corncrake chirping away in the bushes outside the window. For the few on P&B who aren't avid birdwatchers, the corncrake makes the most annoying sound you can imagine. It actually sounds like an alarm clock. A quick google reveals that they are known to call all night. I'm almost too seething to make a terrible gag about my last experience with a noisy bird who went all night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Nigel Farage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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