Raidernation Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Swimming. There are 4 lanes for various speeds. Fucktards in the wrong lane. Fucktards doing backstroke who can't swim straight. The two fucktards who swim together for two lengths and then sit blocking the end of the lane talking to each other for 5 minutes then do it again, they must swim all of ten lengths in a half hour session. Anyone who swims for pleasure/exercise should be drowned 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Not fair, that was that fine broadcaster Niggr Clarkson displaying safety problems with 3 wheeled vehicles. No tyre slashing involved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 False advertising. I recorded "Rude Tube: Extreme Rides". I was left very disappointed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Marco.Polo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 People who stand at the bar waving a £20 note, as if it entitles them to get served before those who have queued in an orderly fashion. They deserve aids. This 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Completely wrong thread for this but phuket it's going in. Finding a packet of prawn cocktail in a bag you thought only had ready salted left, magic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 BBC Sport still haven't got their arse in gear to put the forthcoming play-off features in the SPFL. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/scottish/fixtures I've got a good mind to cancel my licence fee direct debit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 BBC Sport still haven't got their arse in gear to put the forthcoming play-off features in the SPFL. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/scottish/fixtures I've got a good mind to cancel my licence fee direct debit. Even worse considering the first game was last night! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Sad I know, but I emailed them about it a few days ago, even handily including the web link to the SPFL page detailing them. No response. >_> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Or you scraped a pavement. Nah. The marks are too neat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 People who don't pay at the pump, there's no excuse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I can think of several.... you want to pick up vouchers / points etc, you want to pay by cash, you want to buy something from the shop, you want to noise up impatient motorists. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Exactly. I dont always have my debit card when paying for petrol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I don't pay at the pump when there's no pay at the pump facilities. Crazy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 With regards the petrol station. They make the petrol pumps more than long to reach. 99% of people haven't grasped the idea of this yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rambunctious Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 With regards the petrol station. They make the petrol pumps more than long to reach. 99% of people haven't grasped the idea of this yet. And I hope they don't grasp the idea! I'm forever skipping ahead of dafties that are queueing for no reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam. Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Subscribed to Now TV to watch Game of Thrones and found out they're disappearing off the service after tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 People who don't pay at the pump, there's no excuse. That didn't quite work out how you'd hoped did it? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 At queue at ticket machine for train (unmanned station). Train due in 5mins but only 3 in queue. First two look adept at life but muppet in front is on phone + earphones in other ear and bags everywhere. One manages.... Two manages. Next is the c**t...... On phone poking at machine, now bags placed down to get money.... Trying to push money in machine. From behind i can see the 'confirm selection' button flashing. Hate to interrupt his phone call but i tap him on shoulder and point and screen and press button, allowing Mr c**t to complete transaction. Now fucks around for bags - change + ticket..... I now have to board now arriving train without ticket, no guard and queue and pay and faff around at arrival. Dear Mr c**t.....If you can't multi task please don't try. It fucks others off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Jakie Bird on reporting scotland,for some reason everytime she is presenting the news i would just like to smash her skull in with a baseball bat the sneering faced pig 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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