johnnydun Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Mr Tourette said: Congratulations on getting control of your tics. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 6 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Congratulations on getting control of your tics. f**k OFF NOSEY 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 14 hours ago, tamthebam said: The only thing you could buy with a ha'penny when I was young was a mojo chew ETA: a mojo chew was a sweetie not some kind of sexual act. Aye, right. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 6 hours ago, philpy said: f**k OFF NOSEY 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 19 hours ago, buchan30 said: The waters got down the side of the bath due to the shower curtain. It’s leaked into a bit where the sealant had came away and basically soaked the underflooring. Will probably actually just be the flooring and panels replaced, but its a pain and i am shit at diy. If only there was a poster who could swoosh in like a post-leak fairy and sort out all that nasty leak damage, kill all the mould, patch stuff up and make things habitable again (work in progress btw - paint was still wet and woodwork not yet painted..) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 If only there was a poster who could swoosh in like a post-leak fairy and sort out all that nasty leak damage, kill all the mould, patch stuff up and make things habitable again (work in progress btw - paint was still wet and woodwork not yet painted..) If such a person does exist, especially if they are in the Kingdom, then send me a DM as we haven't been let down by all manner of people who have said they'd make good the water marks etc. on our living room ceiling. Seriously, I'd be happy to get a message from someone who could do this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 It's been a few years this has happened now, but every time MOTD has FA Cup games the goals aren't put beside the team names in the top left unless it's a featured game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 Couple of things I've noticed during coverage of the US Presidential elections. The POTUS is described as "The Leader of the Free World". Wait, when did that happen? I don't recall being consulted. He's leader of one country which happens to be the biggest and most powerful, meaning they could impose their will and bring Amurrican values to other nations (God help us all) but then you have to wonder where the 'free' part comes in. When they give his full name, in official circumstances. the current President-elect is referred to as "Joseph Robinette Biden, Junior". Junior? The man is 78, FFS! How old is Joseph Robinette Biden SENIOR? And if he's dead (he is, he died in 2002) why does Biden have to continue to use the Junior part? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 Couple of things I've noticed during coverage of the US Presidential elections. The POTUS is described as "The Leader of the Free World". Wait, when did that happen? I don't recall being consulted. He's leader of one country which happens to be the biggest and most powerful, meaning they could impose their will and bring Amurrican values to other nations (God help us all) but then you have to wonder where the 'free' part comes in. When they give his full name, in official circumstances. the current President-elect is referred to as "Joseph Robinette Biden, Junior". Junior? The man is 78, FFS! How old is Joseph Robinette Biden SENIOR? And if he's dead (he is, he died in 2002) why does Biden have to continue to use the Junior part? The answer to both is as follows.Americans love that shit 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: The answer to both is as follows. Americans love that shit Fair point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 New box of fruit and fibre this morning. I got 6 raisins and 6mm of dried apple among my bran flakes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 1 hour ago, coprolite said: New box of fruit and fibre this morning. I got 6 raisins and 6mm of dried apple among my bran flakes. ^^^ I see lockdown2 is having an affect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 Folk assuming you have Netflix. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 1 hour ago, coprolite said: New box of fruit and fibre this morning. I got 6 raisins and 6mm of dried apple among my bran flakes. I went through a phase of eating fruit and fibre, I found Tesco own brand the best. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 4 hours ago, coprolite said: New box of fruit and fibre this morning. I got 6 raisins and 6mm of dried apple among my bran flakes. Trades description. Should be called Fibre (and fruit). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 New box of fruit and fibre this morning. I got 6 raisins and 6mm of dried apple among my bran flakes. Why not buy Bran Flakes and add your own fruit? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 HMRC still hasn't completed my tax calculation for last year and now 'aims' to do so and send a P800 out by April 5. While it's clearly been a busy year, this is a failed state level of service for a straightforward PAYE, oh we fucked up here's some money back process. And they should be adding a year's inflation + interest on top as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 Get my wisdom tooth taken out next friday. Nae gid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 2 hours ago, virginton said: HMRC still hasn't completed my tax calculation for last year and now 'aims' to do so and send a P800 out by April 5. While it's clearly been a busy year, this is a failed state level of service for a straightforward PAYE, oh we fucked up here's some money back process. And they should be adding a year's inflation + interest on top as well. "Only the little people pay tax" -Rangers FC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 2 hours ago, Stellaboz said: 7 hours ago, coprolite said: New box of fruit and fibre this morning. I got 6 raisins and 6mm of dried apple among my bran flakes. Why not buy Bran Flakes and add your own fruit? I do buy plastic pots and put my own noodles in, so i can see the logic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.