Bold Rover Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 29 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: We had a kestrel in our house when I was a kid. Dog found it on a Sunday walk and it had evidently broken its wing somehow. RSPB / SSPCA / or whatever was closed so we kept it in the house overnight. It just sat on top of the living room door, quite the thing as if it knew we were helping it. I have a picture of it sitting on my head. We called it Impi. Eta: for avoidance of doubt, it went to the rescue centre the next day. You could've made a film about that. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 You could've made a film about that.Self-congratulating smugness. (that beautiful feeling where you get the joke but plenty others won't) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Wasn't anything as weird as that. I only did it whilst having lunch in a cave, which just happened to be every day. 1 hour ago, GordonD said: ^^^^^ Robert the Bruce found I was thinking more Sawney Bean. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 32 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I was thinking more Sawney Bean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 6 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I was thinking more Sawney Bean. I've actually been to his cave beside Ballantrae. It's nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 4 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I've actually been to his cave beside Ballantrae. It's nice. Why am I not surprised? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 It's Saturday night and P&B is working. If I didn't know already, I'd be pretty sure St Mirren didn't get horsed today. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 Div is the Kim jong Un of the internet. One button pressed and we’re all fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 It's Saturday night and P&B is working. If I didn't know already, I'd be pretty sure St Mirren didn't get horsed today.I am sure many Dundee posters would like more data before coming to any conclusions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 Ripped monkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 Was travelling over to Edinburgh yesterday and wanted some reading material for the journey, so I nipped into a local charity shop on the way down. Picked up the Reggie Kray autobiography for two quid 'cos I'd recently watched Legend and enjoyed it. Opened it on the train - signed copy. Looking online for comparison it seems genuine although I've no idea how - it wasn't like they were letting him out to do book-signing tours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 Biggest crop of apples so far. Five sacks picked, will still get another couple. Some toppers right at the top I’ll unlikely get. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 double wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 Ripped monkeyWinner of the gold medal in Jobby Flinging at the Monkey Olympics IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 Silver medal behind 8Mile, at best. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaspianChris Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 Why would any one want to be as idiotic as this guy. I will add I would have been amused if that stick had instantly burst into flames . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 13 minutes ago, CaspianChris said: Why would any one want to be as idiotic as this guy. I will add I would have been amused if that stick had instantly burst into flames . Wimp didn't even toast his marshmallow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaspianChris Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 28 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Wimp didn't even toast his marshmallow. Not sure eating those marshmallows is to be recommended. Toxic volcanic gasses such as sulphur dioxide is not good for the health. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 On 15/09/2018 at 07:35, Zen Archer said: Never Mind The Bondage. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45532153 Sex Dungeons thread for this pish... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Biggest crop of apples so far. Five sacks picked, will still get another couple. Some toppers right at the top I’ll unlikely get. You should tell the gardener get his finger out or invite some young loons into the estate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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