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8 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

Will Nadine be a woman scorned?

Nadine Dorries has been dropped from the BoJo honours list.  She's always seemed such a sensible, well informed, rational person, I'm sure she'll take it well. 🙂

Apparently Daddy BoJo has been dropped as well. Genuinely surprised. I wouldn't have thought that BoJo gave a jot for the likely criticism that would come from the masses.


They thought being a wife beater was a tad gauche for the role.

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From the Times political editor:

 

BREAKING: Boris Johnson facing fight for political future after Privileges Committee found he misled Parliament & recommended sanction of more than 10 days The sanction in the draft report would be enough to trigger a by-election in Johnson's Uxbridge & South Ruislip seat

1:58 PM · Jun 9, 2023

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Steven Swinford

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Johnson has two weeks to respond to the privileges committee and is determined to fight it His legal team are currently drawing up his response The report is in draft at the moment - so sanction could change - but there's one hell of a battle to come

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Bowwis says everyone is picking on him and being howwid

I reckon he asked mad Nad to give up her safe seat for him in return for a peerage. But then he got whiff this report was coming and he was fucked anyways so pulled Dorries's prize and she rage quit. Hoho

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Dorries throwing a tantrum after realising all that Boris arslikhan hadn't even won her a gong.

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA know your place, pleb.

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